scruffypup

a girl often of short stature seen in old comfy clothing, who you know will look like she has a pedigree when tidied up

"man look at that over there!"
"she is one scruffypup"
"needs her coat grooming for sure man"

by goatboy69 February 25, 2009

SCOFF Browsers

Safari, Chrome, Opera, and Firefox. Used to collectively refer to all the major non-Internet-Explorer browsers.

Microsoft's Internet Explorer has been losing marketshare to the SCOFF browsers despite recent efforts to provide improved standards compliance.

by phredsphrend December 4, 2010

scruffilating

The act of extreme snuggling by a puppy of the scruffy kind.

Was the scruffilation at an all time high today?

Look at that puff scruffilating!

Oh, did you scruff with him, how was the scruffilating?

by Leggleston November 25, 2013

scrofie

When someone takes a selfie of their balls on sometimre else's camera, phone, or computer....

Just found my phone and was going through my photos when I found someone's scrofie, wtf man

by daemon d August 27, 2014

scruffneck

A person that looks sloppy. Their hair is so greasy that it looks like someone poured Crisco on their head. They haven't washed their clothes in so long that their blue jeans are a gross shade of green. Their teeth always have left over food in them.

A person that takes hella bad short cuts when putting together their outfit. Their clothes looks so wrinkled that people assume it was pulled out of the dirty laundry. Nothing matches, they'll wear check board shorts with a polka dot t-shirt.

AND, their hair is always nappy!

1) Did you see who just walked out of your ma's house? That dude is such a scruffneck!

2) Girl , you can't let your kids run around looking like littlescruffnecksall the dang time.

by DiscoBunny October 3, 2016

Scrofula

A rare malformation of the penis where not only does it erect downwards but is also covered in warts.

As I was going to masturbate I found out that I had scrofula via self diagnosis, I shat my pants and hoped for the best, nobody will suck me off with scrofula.

by Harambeftw December 13, 2016

scraffed

The process of scratching an orifice of any living creature and then having to vigorously smell the object/s used to scratch it. Whilst performing this action you must be dressed in a gimp suit whilst screaming 'Ainsley Harriott gave my meat a good ol' rub'.

"Hey dude, I finally scraffed Sophie last night. For some weird reason all I can smell is shit today."

by HDAM February 14, 2017