Scaling

Scaling takes place in a rural area, such as buildings and elevators. Spotting a climable object and attempting to scale or climb it.

"Wow, Bob look at that building, you wanna go scaling???"

by Pimp Shins December 30, 2008

Schlinky

n. pl shlink.ies

A combination of the word schlong and the once popular toy slinky. It is a name given to a small penis often because of its shriveled up appearance. The term is the opposite of a schlong.

Milkman was about to bang that chick at the party but she refused once he unveiled his schlinky.

by the master of many tongues September 25, 2010

schliem

an obnoxious odor, originating from anal dreads in a mans ass crack

doing something stupid when blacked out and then pissing/shitting yourself/bed

man, i gotta shower, im so schliem rite now.
whats that smell? its so schliem

hey, you hear what happend to brad? he got blacked out and schliem'd himself last night. kim was mad

by professor dickcheese April 5, 2008

schlifinity

A dick that has a hyperreal length and a width with no bounds . . . a dick with an area of infinity

If you take the integral of my dick from "a" to "b" then it would equal infinity;
Paul: I have a schlifinity
Maheshwar: aww lucky I have a schlinverted aka a vagina

by greatlawlofchina May 6, 2008

Schlingo

Accidentally killing someone during oral sex by sticking the penis too far into the throat and choking and or gagging the other person.

Brad: Oh my god I think I just schlingo'd Shirley!
Thomas: Does that count as heat of passion?

by DepthOfInsight February 26, 2011

schlim

An affectionate term for the word (slim)

Leana: Your pounch is really big...
Jolyon: I thought I was schlim?

by JVT November 10, 2008

Schlingmabob

Anime where you love yourself...
a.k.a. Selfcest

Haruhi x Haruhi=Schlingmabob

by NinjaSlop June 22, 2012