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scene kids

scene kids
"unfortunate, tortured youth," often complain about their teen angst with not much consideration for anyone with any real-world issues or other people in general. "Scene kid" often coincides with wearing obscure band t-shirts (even if they've never heard them), dying and cutting one's hair more than once ever 2 weeks or so, playing in some obscure band that usually sucks (with an extremely random name), and wearing "outlandish" clothing to get attention. Often threaten to do stupid things for small amounts of money but really have no balls at all and are all talk. Usually fortunate suburban kids who feel they have something to express by going to "shows" and jumping on each other and making people feel less scene than they (calling others, ironically enough,"poseurs"), scene kids tend to hang out at the mall (probably near but not too near a hot topic), they're the kids wearing the Taking Back Sunday t-shirt to the TBS show, and they most definitely claim to have heard them first and might even know them personally, because it matters oh so much (!?). most scene kids probably don't really know who they are because they've spent so much time following the crowd of myspace users and spend more time trying to figure out if Warped Tour is still cool and taking pictures of themselves from angles than they have on job applications or learning anything relevant to "real life."
you? maybe not. look around. black cut up gloves? hair in face? tons of eye liner and lip gloss (guy or girl). Yeah, that's a scene kid. Laughing at you? YES it probably is. "I'm seriously going to punch those scene kids in the face."
by cokeXzero December 28, 2005
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scene kids

Scene kids, like everyone else, follow trends.
Most of the stuff people say is true and most of the 'scene' kids admit they try to be scene.
They may go out and buy hundreds of dollars worth of clothes just to look scene.
Most scene kids shop at Hot Topic, Delia*s, and Journeys.
I see lots of scene kids every day, and this is usually what they have and how they look..

Scene girl must-haves:
-short,layered haircut
-extentions (in case a guy hates short hair)
-black and light blonde hair
-black chipped nail polish
-bright colored bows
-clothes with stars/hearts on them
-fur trimmed jacket
-tight,destroyed designer jeans
-other scene chick friends
-hot scene boyfriend
-iPod
-skimmers AKA doll shoes
-white studded belt hanging off the hips
-monroe ring
-flashy earrings
-mispell their name on myspace. IE: Susie - Siouxsie

Scene boy must-haves:
-extremely choppy haircut
-black colored hair with blond or red
-tightly fitting shirts
-black or white studded belt
-tight jeans with boxers pulled up too high
-bandana in the back pocket
-lip ring/snake bites
-vans shoes

In addition, they all have to go to lots and lots of local shows and hang out in their little cliques when they go. Most of the guys hardcore dance, or atleast attempt and get made fun of. They also must have more than 1000 myspace friends to be considered 'cool.'
Siouxsie: Are you going to the show tonight, Timmeigh?
Timmy: Of course, all the scene kids will be there.
by aireannuh November 11, 2006
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scene kid

Girl

- Very long hair (extentions) or short hair. Always with bangs.
- Usually black, sometimes with blonde or caramel spots
- Goes to shows alot
- Likes unknown music and random techno music
- They like shirts with guns, stars or polka dot patterns
- Sexx bracelets, beads and headbands
- Knee High Socks
- Skirts with leggings

Boy

- Hair is emo-ish
- Black usually with blonde or neon colours
- Tight pants
- Usually in a band
- Wierd obsession with Power Rangers.
- Unknown music (hxc, screamo, ect.)
- Rainbow Suspenders (a new style here)
- Sometimes makes out with other boys to impress the girls.

Both

- Hate poseurs and people who are new to the scene
- "&&" ";;" and constant chatspeak
- They will ignore you if you aren't the same as them
- Slip on Vans (checkered and hippos are big here)
- Bright mac make-up and lots of eyeliner
- Face Piercings
- Friendship bracelets
- Dora the Explorer, Barbie and Sponge Bob Backpacks
- Myspace with lots of scene friends
- They mostly all hate Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance
- They will try and earn scene points by doing things like walking instead of driving or being vegan.
- They usually have nicknames that only thier friends are allowed to use
- Hate being labeled emo and will beat you up if you call them emo
- Hardcore dances, or at least tries to
- Scenesters are hated by Goths and Preps
- They will say things are "The Sexx" ("Those shoes are the sexx!" or "She is totally the sexx!"P)
- Radd is used alot. They ocasionally will make up words with Radd in it (ex: Raddtastic)
- Radd is always spelled with two D's and Sexx is always spelled with two X's
- They like little kid books and they like to colour
- Some scensters are vegan and some are sXe (not all)
- They hate MTV (or in canada, much music)
- They like wierd animals such as Hippos, Elephants, Monkeys and Turtles
- Black Nailpolish
- They like Old School Nintendo
- They like "thug" or "ghetto" speak (Niggz, hommie, yo, ect.)
- Most of them think that they are orignal and you copied them
- They love hair straightners
- They love "things that go boom"
- They like to make animal noises, such as rawr, grr or meow
- Claim to be ugly, even though most aren't
scene kid conversation :

Scene Girl 1: Woah your hair is totally fab!
Scene Girl 2: Yeah your hair makes me excited in the pants area. It's the sexx.
Scene Boy 1: No its so fugly I hate it! Are ya peeps goin to the show tonight?
Scene Girl 1: Of course! Do you think im hella dumb?
Scene Girl 2: I'm going too! I got new vans I wanna show off. They are Raddtastic!
Scene Boy 1: Want me to walk with chya?
Scene Girl 1: I was gunna get a ride, but walking is more scene.
Scene Girl 2: Scene Points!
Scene Girl 1: Now I'm scener then that biatch Chels!
Scene Boy 1: No she got that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt, she is so much more scene then you!
Scene Girl 1: OMG I hate her!
by Bwuah December 10, 2008
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scene kids

Kids who whore themselves on a daily basis on myspace.

They have no originality whatsoever.

They decorate their myspaces with pictures of diamonds, bats, gloomy bears, hello kitty, and other shit.

A lot of them are self-absorbed and are bitches, but no, not all of them are.

Some of them are actually nice.

Most of them claim to be -in love- with photography.

Most claim to be vegetarian/vegan.

Not to be racist, but the majority of them are white.

They call all their "scene friends" nigga, nigg, nigz, nigglet, or whatever. But they don't have the guts to say it in public towards blacks.

They have names like:
Jackie Chanel.
Tommy Terror.
Minnie Murder.
Lisa Hollywood.

A lot of the scene girls have raccoon stripes in their hair.

They wear tight pants, both girls and boys.

They claim to be anti-mainstream, even though the way they dress IS becoming mainstream.

A lot of them look up to Kiki Kannibal, Jeffree Star, Audrey Kitching, etc.
LexiiStarxx: zomg bby. me and you are ttly cute scene kids. fer sure! let's make babies. rawrrr.
by cylinder January 6, 2008
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Scene Kid

Scene kids are kids that believe they are listening to music and creating a style that has never been done before.
Scene had another name 25 years ago. That name was called New Wave and it wasn't considered cool to be part of the scene, it was considered freakish.
This was at a time when wearing a label
that was unique at such a time, could be acceptable as an alternative to mainstream culture.
Scene is a confused genre, because the kids that mainly call themselves scene
change the rules for what scene is and isn't daily. This tells everyone else that scenesters are posers and they are not sure of what they are doing, along with giving no reference to the ungerground anti-fashions that originally gave their subconscience the idea that they stole.
The best way to be scene, is to NOT be scene! Stop coming up with boring labels to fit in or shock people.
It's 2008, and the glam meets drag look was original when David Bowie, Divine, Boy George, Pete Burns and Robert Smith had done it during a time when these types were just trying to create something new along with b eing themselves, thus it was not accepted so greatly until future times.
That was true scene!
If you must have a label, then you are insecure and if you aren't going to give old school new romantic, punk, and wavers
any credit for ripping off their look, then you must be banished into complete ignorant bliss.
by megalomaniaeverywhere December 9, 2008
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scene kid

scene kids all have the same qualities, both male and female. straight, choppy hair covering one eye. heavy eyeliner that makes it look like they fell asleep in makeup, 2+ hair colors, usually different colored bangs. they say stuff like "kthxbai" and talk in texting codes where vowels seem to disappear like "omfg i wana bangbang jesse's face and lyk eat hurr babies cuz she was all kthxbai wen i wnt 2 her howse". tight, girl pants some kind of dinosaur or kiddie shirt with a ninja turtles bookbag and a pair of slip on vans or ballet slippers. they all have a myspace and say things like "new pics so wtf r u waiting 4 go comment duh bitches" and whether or not they go to shows/listen to hxc music they post on their myspaces how much they love shows and how many they've been to. usually take pictures of themselves in their bathroom from a downwards angle so you can't see all of their face. Most scenesters are actually hot but when they were in middle school they got kicked out of the preppy circle so they became "xcore" and decided they were an individual. also, they ALL have a nickname like "(their name) diesel!" or "(their name) + x + (something that rhymes with it) like "shannonxcannon" or, like me, xBram-I-Amx. also, they separate everything with 'x's.
"omg these pants are the SEX"

"ya they are. my hair looks so choppy today but i dont think i used enough eyeliner...."

"ya i think ur rite...i can actually see ur eyes!"

"omg dont tell me that! ima go straighten my hair until it covers my eyes if i cant just black them out!"

"omg that scene kid over there is staring at us!"

"why? he doesnt even kno us lyk that..."
by xBram-I-Amx January 1, 2007
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Scene Kid

a scene kid is someone who thinks they are the best.
they usually have a couple of thousand friends on myspace.
and know everyone who is in the "scene" in their hometown.
"the scene"
is usually based in the home city, and some of the ranks are "new scene" "old scene" and other names of that nature.
people who are "new scene"
have only recently started coming to town, and will usually be treated like they are no-one.
because in the scene,
the ones who have been there the longest will always rule.
scene kids usually go to gigs everyweekend, and drink goon quite a bit.
they will wag school just to come to town everyday.
and not care about anything other than how many friends and "scene points" they have.
they wear tight jeans, and tight band shirts.
jackets with fur on the edge of the hood, or band hoodies.
eyeliner is suitable for both girls and boys.
they will either have sholder length hair spiked up at the back, or the girls will have hair extensions at the bottom of their hair.
Hair colour is usually black, brown or blonde.
straightening their hair is a must.
there is not just one type of "scene kid"
there are many
here are a few:

The vegetarian scene kid:
is vegetarian and gets drunk everyweekend.
they dont care much for anything other than scene points and goon.

The straightedge hardcore:
doesnt drink, smoke or do drugs.
has a shaven head, and spends all his centrelink money on gigs.
thinks they are not scene because they dont hang with the normal scene kids, but they are as bad, if not worse than the normal scene kids.
they love breakdowns and hardcore!
most of them are normal scene kids turned hardcore.
they are pathetic!

The glamourous girl scene kid:
she wont look like a normal scene kid,
she has blonde hair with hair extensions,
expensive make up,
metro clothes,
but she hangs with all the scene boys.
loves skinny guys with fringes.

there are many more types of scene kids
but i cbf writing about them!
scene kids spend most of their time either in town or on myspace, they photoshop their pictures and have stupid septum piercings, lip piercings, monroe piercings ect.
example of a scene girl
they will always have fake stupid last names,
usually to do with death.
eg.
kiki kannibal
most scene kids love audrey kitching and zui (trashy life)
and think that trashy things are cool.
they also love jeffree star (ew)
who is some ugly transvestite thing
scene kids, kiki kannibal, jeffree star, audrey kitching, oliver sykes. ect
by KaDy_xxx September 7, 2007
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