Alpha Simp

According to Youtuber Aloona Larionova, someone who admits and owns up to being a simp.

*found on her soobridit*
badkillerz101: Let's be honest. Who wouldn't be a simp for Aloona?"
Hades_do_bem: So that means that you are a SIMP
badkillerz101: Hell yeah, I'll admit it.

Aloona: *gasp* That's an Alpha Simp.

by Yoshiro Hiroto May 14, 2020

Simp

A bitch boy who does far too much for someone they like and/or are dating. Usually includes never disagreeing with anything they say.

John: You're a fucking simp, bro. You've never disagreed with her on anything.
Sam: Shut up! No I'm not!
John: In denial...tsk tsk...

by NotPieGuy April 4, 2021

Simpatry

chasing a person being a male or female in the pursuit of coochie or dick

lil frie committing simpatry chasin a e-girl

by poopybutt965 February 10, 2020

Simp of the month

When an act of simping reaches such new heights of simpdom that the simp can e considered simp of the month.

Jesus Christ, Tyler ditched us to run errands for that chick again. Man Tyler is such a simp he could be simp of the month.

by (╭☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞ March 25, 2020

Simp Collector

Women who crave the attention of lesser men to glorify them in every way but not give back

"Yes them some simp collecting hoes" "Doja Cat a Simp Collector"

by Sir Izaak June 1, 2020

simpanzee

Simping monkey

Ah man that guy is such a simpanzee

by antepan November 9, 2020

sexy simp

the person reading this

no actually, you’re a sexy simp

by ny🌚 May 20, 2020