Sasuke Uchiha...the fangirls cant get enough of him and the women crowed him.(sakura-kirin)
His sexyness makes it easy for him to find girl to Impregnate, i mean how else is he going to revive the uchiclan and Madara is to old so his seed dried up along time ago!
i wonder... would he teach his son to sneak attack someone while their sitting on the toilet or teach his daughter to cry every time things do go her way?
His sexyness makes it easy for him to find girl to Impregnate, i mean how else is he going to revive the uchiclan and Madara is to old so his seed dried up along time ago!
i wonder... would he teach his son to sneak attack someone while their sitting on the toilet or teach his daughter to cry every time things do go her way?
kirin is more of a suck-up then sakura. madara's been living since the beginning of time.SRLYS
will sasuke live to have kids?
will sasuke live to have kids?
by Abby-Pine January 30, 2009
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He went to the main villian from part one, Orochimaru so he could gain the power to kill his brother, and also to impress his main girl, Kurenai. In chapter 500 it's revealed that Sasuke is the father to Kurenai's baby. sasuke is currently awakening his EMS, so he can easily crush Naruto (though the EMS power isn't actually needed)
He went to the main villian from part one, Orochimaru so he could gain the power to kill his brother, and also to impress his main girl, Kurenai. In chapter 500 it's revealed that Sasuke is the father to Kurenai's baby. sasuke is currently awakening his EMS, so he can easily crush Naruto (though the EMS power isn't actually needed)
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1. an incredibly shy yet outgoing person from Naruto. He hates the phrase 'dontcha know' and goes on suicidal rampages when hearing it. xD
His favorite foods are onigiri <3 and tomatoes although he knows hitomi hates them. his -ahem- has been dubbed captain retardo although he is very talented in bed for he has slept with many a man and uses his 'mirror eye wheel' sharingan to copy his lovers 'moves'.so BEAT THAT EVIl ANTI SASUKE PEOPLE! :P
His favorite foods are onigiri <3 and tomatoes although he knows hitomi hates them. his -ahem- has been dubbed captain retardo although he is very talented in bed for he has slept with many a man and uses his 'mirror eye wheel' sharingan to copy his lovers 'moves'.so BEAT THAT EVIl ANTI SASUKE PEOPLE! :P
incorrect:lyk omg i think s@asuke is lyk s00000 kyute.
correct:Uchiha Sasuke is the fucking sexiest person on the face of the earth. and is seme to naruto -^.^-
correct:Uchiha Sasuke is the fucking sexiest person on the face of the earth. and is seme to naruto -^.^-
by iNsaNeucHiha February 25, 2005
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i like boyz and toyz....and toyz in boyz
lets see....i take it in the ass monday, wed. and friday, but all the other days i take...except on sunday i go to church
i look like harry potter but i cant do any magic except either really suck at CSS or hack
my hobbies are long walks on the beach ( with boys), long showers (with boys) and getting hammered off one beer
if i could be anyone in life i would be arnold schwartnerager cause he can rape any boy in the world and no1 would be able to get him off
one day i hope i can be miss america and change the world
i love you all
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i like boyz and toyz....and toyz in boyz
lets see....i take it in the ass monday, wed. and friday, but all the other days i take...except on sunday i go to church
i look like harry potter but i cant do any magic except either really suck at CSS or hack
my hobbies are long walks on the beach ( with boys), long showers (with boys) and getting hammered off one beer
if i could be anyone in life i would be arnold schwartnerager cause he can rape any boy in the world and no1 would be able to get him off
one day i hope i can be miss america and change the world
i love you all
<3 sasuke (smokescox4free@asspwnzor.penis)
by colin March 16, 2005
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