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San Diego Sausage Roll

1. When three gay men suck each other off in a big homosexual orgy while a fourth gay man reads aloud from Perez Hilton's blog.
2. The sexual act of fucking the shit out of a dead male tiger
3. An attempt to sneak a grasshopper (otherwise known as a Mexican) into american soil, only to be pulled over by a black police officer and engaging in a gay interracial three way.
1. Don: Hey, did you read Perez' new blog entry?
Matt: No, Juan read it while Tom, Bill, and I engaged in a San Diego Sausage Roll
2. Dude, Charlie Sheen is fucked up. Not only does he have a tiger's blood, he had a San Diego Sausage Roll with it before siphoning the blood to balance the cocaine in his Martian wizard system.
3. When my landscaper was caught by border patrol, we had a San Diego Sausage Roll to get him off the hook. I think the nigger gave me AIDS
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San Diego Cocktail

When a person goes down on a San Diego prostitute after her night's work is over
Dude I went down on that prostitue and had a san diego cocktail
San Diego Cocktail by Dutch Tulip February 8, 2010

San Diego chimney 

The sexual act in where the male smokes a cigarette, cigar, ect. and uses the females vagina as an ash tray until the object being smoked is completely gone. With the ashes still in the females vagina, the male fucks her as hard as he possibly can.
Guilanna got pissed last night because her pussy got burnt when we were doing the San Diego chimney.
San Diego chimney by the cafeteria February 4, 2010

san diego hello 

A sexual favor practiced in order to receive a small item of no value. I.e to-go containers, plastic silverware, cups, etc.
Yes. I had to give a "San Diego Hello" to the man behind the counter at Taco Bell in order to get more Mild sauce.
san diego hello by Bdaw March 7, 2016

San Diego Sunday

Riding someone's face while they're dropping a Deuce
Yo I gave this chick a San Diego Sunday, shit was rank!!
San Diego Sunday by BigIrish92 April 18, 2015

san diego creampie 

when a man from san diego cums in ur face then cuts his dick off
i'm scarred for life, i just received a san diego creampie

San Diego 69 

San Diego 69 is when 2 to 4 homeless crackheads eat each other up until one gets off. Then, when the first one reaches climax they start tongue punching each other's fart box. That's when all 2 to 4 crackheads will come together to conjoin like a big ass power ranger on the best crack ever made in San Diego.
Damn dawg, did you see them crackheads doing the good ol San Diego 69
San Diego 69 by That_One_Goober April 19, 2023