Uncle SAMSONITE

Uncle SAMSONITE is a fat ass dick who likes to dance with Parker Sofia and kara and has a cat tubbs. He rides on bigweld. And his fav song is lemon on the chain with a v cut

ITS TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by uncle Samsonite June 10, 2016

Sambonified

To be "Nigger Approved"

Eminem has legitimized himself among black people as a sambonified rapper.

by Anal Czar October 8, 2010

Gravel Samsonfrof

A name that gets called out at a graduation ceromony beacause the school's too fucking dumb to pronounce Paul Samsonov.

"GRAVEL SAMSONFROF!!...GRAVEL SAMSONOFROF!! Is there a Gravel Samsonofrof here?!! Please come up to recieve your deploma for the the Centennial High School completion.

by Paul November 15, 2004

Eye of Sauron

The unwanted attention of the internet community. Especially when the attention includes malicious intent.

Sony BMG entered the Eye of Sauron because it sold CDs that install a Rootkit onto a computer.

Scientology attracts the Eye of Sauron because of its attempts to control its image on the internet.

by TomThumb1 May 5, 2010

Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov

a girl who moves from guy to guy in a close circle of friends, typically being of asian descent, and having no leverage on either cleavage nor buttocks, so basically flat.

chris-"hey i heard you hooked up with a girl last night."

mike-"yeah i did but then i realized she was a total Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov."

by The_Troop January 26, 2011

White hand of Sauron

after u fuck a girl and shes passed out you giz in ur hand and make an upside down imprint of a white hand on the broads face.. like those ugly orc things on the lord of the rings (best results if chick is not white) or for all u fags out there its some gay shit from the lord of the rings

steven: wow that chicks got a white hand on her face like those orcs off lord of the rings.

dave: nah i gave her the white hand of sauron after i fuckd her last night

hoe: why is my face all sticky..?

by steve_dave March 3, 2008

samson

another word for a husband who lashes their family

ie. samson left his wife nikita and his children samita and nikson

by anon22 August 23, 2006