salty skunk

when a girl is giving you a blowjob, you bust on her face and while she has her eyes closed you turn around. When she opens her eyes, you fart in her face.

"Eww, what is that smell?"
"O, thats Sam, some dude gave her the salty skunk last night"

by anobody January 19, 2007

Salty cactus

Slang for being salty

Stop being a salty cactus, you fucking twat

by HotandspicyJL April 24, 2015

Salty sponge

When a man jizzez on a sponge and then squeezes the sponge into the girls mouth

My girl told me to give her the salty sponge and I ran to the Kitchen and squeezed it into her mouth

by The whale May 22, 2015

Salty Roger

A crusty semen-stained gym sock that has been used too many times.

Son, I found a pile of salty rogers under your bed. Please use tissues instead!

by SatoshiNakamoto December 5, 2017

Salty Milk and Pennies

noun:
Used to describe the taste of the female genitals

q: "How does pussy taste? Seriously?"
a: "Kinda like Salty Milk and Pennies."

by TheUrbandLegend October 3, 2019

Salty coins and milk

Its how pussy tastes like

"Her pussy taste like salty coins and milk

by addtoit February 17, 2023

A Salty Snail

A salty snail is the homosexual act of licking salt out of you're partners anal cavity. The snail part of a salty snail refers to the act normally being done at a slow and steady pace. A salty snail is a popular solution to spice up anyone's love life.

Kevin: Ohhhh, what are you doing!
Tim: I'm giving you a salty snail.
Kevin: Wow this feels oddly good.
Tim: I love you man.

by Lawrence Waldman July 28, 2014