samuel

sam is a cunt at times but you will always seem to love him even when you wanna rip his cock off. love you sam

*alyssa and madi have a three way*
sam- " damn wish i was that lucky guy"

samuel can be nice but a cunt

by mylastmanhadachode August 19, 2018

Samuel

Sam is a very cute guy that has blonde hair. He most likely plays a sport like soccer. He is a smart human and is looked up by his peers. However his fatal flaw is that he has a great girlfriend however he is not happy and will not come clean with the girl he likes and comes off as a stalker. Girls he falls for often likes him in return and they do a lot of public things together. The moral of Sams story is that he should leave his girlfriend and date the one he really wants

guy 1: Samuel really likes her
guy 2: yeah he's a fricken stalker bro

by alksdjkfhks; March 25, 2019

Samuel Jake Leake

Mingerrrrrrr.

Have you seen samuel jake leake?

Yeah, hes probley on COD.

by 16071994 September 17, 2010

Samurai Jack

An awesome show originally released by Cartoon Network, but later released by the CN late night channel Adult Swim, it is about the young samurai, Jack and his quest of defeating the Evil Aku (the main antagonist) , (Spoilers!!) in the first episode he comes close to defeating Aku, but before he could he make the final blow Aku sent him into the future, where he terrorized the world and built robot armies to carry out his will. unlike most show the main bad guy does not have a one sided personality of straight up evil, as Aku is humorous as well. Samurai jack has been around since 2001, but just had it series finale this year (2017) because from 2005 to 2016 it was canceled by Cartoon Network and was finally picked up by adult swim somewhere between 2014 and 2017 where they made the show more for the adult age group. If you haven't seen Samurai Jack yet, I suggest you do

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
Guy 1- Ever heard of Samurai Jack?
Guy 2- Yeah I heard of it but never watched it
Guy 1- Well you should its awesome

by Drizzy D. June 12, 2017

Zombie Cowboy Samurai Bhuda

Zombie Cowboy Samurai Bhuda is one of Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus' allies. He is an epic god figure who ate the brains of the Mongols, beat Billy the Kid in a duel, kicked the asses of the Power Rangers, and divided by zero and LIVED.

Zombie Cowboy Samurai Bhuda, Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus and Alien Cherokee Mongol Allah teamed up to take out Hitler, Stalin , Osama Bin Laden and George W. Bush in one minute.

by Captain Action Volcano May 28, 2011

samurai high

to be so high you look asian giving you the appearance of being a samurai

bomb so good giving me the samurai high

by Samurai High Willie August 27, 2009

Samuel

Savage-like tendencies coupled with a strong heart. Samuels have royal barbarian bloodlines and possess an iron will which often leads to stubbornness/recklessness but is also the driving force to their fame and legacy. Introverted alpha male who will often assert himself as the quiet leader of the pack through his strong convictions & philosophies.

A Samuel's verbal prowess typically results in dominion and influence over the pack and are also capable of crafty combat in defense of weaker pack members when necessary. Samuels are known for their expertise in Lausatok & similar Norse martial arts and become dangerous when provoked.

Samuels are notorious for wooing females with their wit, humor & charm. Women feel safe and secure when they are around a Samuel and if a large portion of time is spent with a Samuel it is likely that woman will fall in love with him.

Samuels are very good at learning and adapting and if they are passionate about an endeavor or craft they will be excellent in their work. Common interest of Samuels include: Bird catching, poetry, archery, fort building (inside or outside), fencing, and spear fishing.

Strong characters will be drawn to anyone named Samuel. Samuels are rooted in righteousness but can divert to the dark side. Fallen Samuels will go by "Sam", "Sammy" and in some cases "Sammie". Steer clear of these.

"You are learning to play the bagpipes? That's a very Samuel thing to do."
"That girl over there is looking at you like your name is Samuel"
"Just because you're captain does not make you Samuel"

by Swanky Swanson February 17, 2017