by JoJoJee May 19, 2014
by swizzlestix November 06, 2010
Guy 1: She wouldn't stop talking about her ex at dinner last night.
Guy 2: Sorry man, thats a pretty big red flag.
Guy 1: Yeah, but she has huge tits and gave me the sloppy toppy, so I think it's just a Swiss flag.
Guy 2: Sorry man, thats a pretty big red flag.
Guy 1: Yeah, but she has huge tits and gave me the sloppy toppy, so I think it's just a Swiss flag.
by Only_69 May 03, 2021
by mplshd October 21, 2021
by JA*COB June 21, 2018
by ayejellydog April 19, 2017
A good hearted third party who services two men who want to get their end away, but don't like each other very much. Often known to use geometrically unusual chocolate.
Helmut and Pierre had never seen eye to eye, but Toby was the perfect swiss cottage, tossing them both off without either of them so much as grazing thighs or losing national pride.
by HBeck June 24, 2018