swagstress

a person of the female sex that possesses extreme amounts of swag

Yo, did you see Joanna last night? What a swagstress!

by kittykatt77 May 14, 2011

Swansoned

Completely wasted. Passed the point of no return. So drunk you are unable to function.

Brad got swansoned in Galveston, he was so bad we almost took him to the hospital.

by Jackson23mj June 18, 2014

Shawshanked

Any movie and/or t.v. Show that you get trapped into watching and can't stop. ie: Shawshanked redemption , band of brothers marathon, half baked, the Bourne identity

Sorry I was late but I got Shawshanked by ForrestGump

by Jerky griffith March 28, 2016

Swagstaff

An MLG name for wagstaff from don't starve singleplayer

Boi #1:yo Imma see if I can survive as wagstaff Boi #2: your fucking dumb boi it's swagstaff
Boi #1 kys

by Mobart Chud April 8, 2020

Ron Swanson Tea Party

a masculine tea party wherein the "tea" is whiskey

Liam gathered his stuffies for a Ron Swanson Tea Party cheering "come on panda, come on bear, let's have some whiskey!"

by qtothewerty June 2, 2018

shawshank desk

A school desk a teacher pieces together using a chair and a small table for the comfort of fat students. This references Andy Dufrene's use of scrap resources to accomplish goals in "The Shawshank Redemption".

Larry's belly was so big the edge of his old desk cut into it. So the teacher moved him to the shawshank desk, and now his belly has lots of room and he can focus on his schoolwork.

by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

Shawshank

The act of aligning your shit splash with other ambient sounds in the bathroom.

"It was so awkward. I had to Shawshank because my boss was pissing right next to me and I didn't want him to hear how big my shit was."

by Derps McSquirt September 12, 2012