spaxtic

A common misspelling made by all truly stupid people especially the chav crowd

"Those fucking moshers are such spaxtic's"

by Jake Fearnside October 2, 2007

Spasticat

A feline which is naturally insane or has had one too many knocks to the head. Just not all there. Symptoms include acting like a schizo at all times, biting and scratching until you bleed, destroying your house and terrorising the dog.

Your only means of protection is to surround yourself with water (I.e get in the bath), have food to hand and only pet him when he decides to snooze.

a spastic cat is a Spasticat

HOLY SHIT THIS PUSSY IS CHEWING OFF MY EYELIDS, HE'S A FUCKIN SPASTICAT!

by midnight banana June 15, 2010

spasticity

verb.
ability to be spastic

"due to his utter spasticity"

"your spasticity is unpresidented"

by d. ace April 5, 2008

spasticated

people with a serious mental health problem. americans, pikeys, townies, vegetarians.

god that american townie is really really spazticated!!!

by louise April 12, 2004

Spastical

Something or someone that overflows with spasticness. Also used to describe something crazy but awesome or hilarious when the suffix "Fantastical" is added.

1. "Dude, XXX called me an idiot even though he said you could stop bullets by swinging a sword really fast in front of yourself. He's totally spastical."

2. "I want to watch XXX fight someone, it would be spastical fantastical."

by McDicks May 28, 2010

spatical

Being of ninja like reflexes.
so fast, it breaks the speed of radical and spatial movement

did you see him playing tetris, he moved so spatical I couldn't keep up.

by nikko roflio July 18, 2009

sparticus

The coolest kid in the world. His enemy? sNOTicus.
basically yea, sparticus kicks ass.

Kid 1-Hey you know that kid in WHAP?
Kid 2-Sparticus?
Kid 3- Yea, he so totally rocks.

by the real sparticus guy December 28, 2007