Spam Artist

Someone who spams a website/forum advertising a scam.

Spam Artist: Hey you gotta check us out, we offer free naked pics. Just go to (Url)!

Victim: stupid spam artist.

by BlackOpsOnline May 21, 2010

Furry Spam

What some people call Furry threads that appear in /b/

"I'm sick of all this Furry Spam" Bob yelled. Why don't they just GTFO.

by ????/b/???? September 30, 2007

spam popsicle

Penis; cock; one-eyed monster. A synonym of meat popsicle.

Brenda had a fucking field day on my spam popsicle after I told her I had over 600 thumbs-up definitions on Urban Dictionary.

by Nick D November 1, 2005

spam

Spiced Ham
Manufactured around the world by licensee of the HORMEL company. The exact recipe is a closey guarded secret.
Very popular in small Pacific Island countries where real meat is hard to find. In 1990 over 2 million Kilograms of spam were sold in New Zealand, Fiji, Samoa, the soloman islands, Rarotonga, tonga etc...

My god, this spam tastes good...can I have a little more spam with my Taro please

by Gavin Knight January 5, 2004

SPAM Rage

To receive so much SPAM that it drives one to make threats against supposed SPAM companies.

Charles Booher has a bad case of SPAM rage; he threatened DM Contact Managemen with anthrax.

by druid628 December 1, 2003

spam

- The crap you don't want to eat
- The crap you don't want in your inbox
- The crap you don't want on your forums

Spam in your inbox: GET A CHEAP PENIS ENLARGEMENT WITH GREAT RESULTS!

by Sapphire X February 5, 2005

urban spaceman

A person who is too perfect to be real. From the 1968 song "I'm the urban spaceman" by the Bonzo Dog Band.

I'm the urban spaceman baby, I've got speed
I've got everything I need
I'm the urban spaceman baby, I can fly
I'm a supersonic guy

I don't need pleasure
I don't feel pain
If you were to knock me down
I'd just get up again
I'm the urban spaceman babe and
I'm making out
I'm all about

I wake up every morning
with a smile upon my face
My natural exuberance
spills out all over the place
I'm the urban spaceman
I'm intelligent and clean
Know what I mean?

I'm the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none
It's a lot of fun

I never let my friends down
I've never made a boob
I'm a glossy magazine
an advert in the tube
I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist
I don't exist

by sdv October 2, 2007