slumbling

The act of slurring and mumbling together, because you're either drunk or hate your phone job.

I called the sex-line but she was slumbling, so i wasted five dollars

by Squanque_pronounced_SKANK March 10, 2015

Slumber Fist

The act of sleeping with your hand completely inside the bitches pussy.

Lindsey was super tired but still very horny. Luke decided to give her the slumber fist in hopes of satiating both her desires simultaneously.

by dpfreak March 28, 2015

Slumber Dick

When a man has consensual sex with his woman whilst still being asleep.

Jane was pleasantly awakened by Mike giving her his slumber dick.

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 9, 2015

Slumberlumbar

An erection while sleeping.

According to science, a man gets slumberlumbar 3-5 times a night.

by Coffecupwithtea August 8, 2015

slumberjack party

The event in which all guest at a slumber party are male. Usually when the significant other is out of town and the guys just wann have fun but are at the age where partying all night is just too much.

We were going to go to a stripclub but ended up staying in and having a slumberjack party with the guys. Wine, cigars, football, and blanket forts.

by CherylDactyl December 22, 2015

slumbervert

Person who always falls asleep around others, commonly at parties.

Sleepy Steve is such a slumbervert, he's always falling asleep when we invite him out.

by Omegalith January 6, 2016

Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.

Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho September 25, 2016