Slaser

From Simulated-Laser, meaning slut, or whore from the sound.

That Dan's Mom, she is a real slaser.

by JerKenobi April 9, 2003

slashed heart

created by the band hole for their "awful" single. it is the most widely recognized hole logo

many hole fans have the heart as a tattoo. looking at it pretty much explains its meaning--a scrwled heart with a slashed x through it.

by marin February 14, 2005

smasheries

1. Describing the act of participation in anything Super Smash Bros. related.

2. A generic term for any mode of a Super Smash Bros. game.

NOTE: Adding a British accent to your speech will make this term sound delightfully sophisticated.

"I can call you up, and we can partake in all sorts of online smasheries."

"His smasheries are all Homerun and Target related. He won't do anything else."

by MarcusRaven March 12, 2008

Smasherbate

masturbating while driving and accidentally crashing into a car accident.

Bob's bank account is empty after is smasherbated into a mercedes benz.

by AsianLemonCrayons October 13, 2015

Slather The Taco

female masturbation sometime taco slashing depending on the intensity

i have a felling Suzy is going to slather the taco when she gets home

by Skwealbag September 27, 2018

Slusher Shopping

The right of passage all Virginia Tech students undertake to Slusher Tower. The quest to find a desperate women and smash, there are 13 floors of misery to choose from, if you dont succeed you backflip off the top.

Man, I really want to smash.

Bro, just go Slusher Shopping.

by sad_boi_hours October 20, 2019

subway smashers

Those demure looking Japanese ladies wearing gloves and face masks in the Tokyo subway whose job it is to force as many people as possible into each already over crowded car.

"The Japanese subway is so crowded,and those subway smashers are just brutal!"
Japan Japanese subway smashers little old Japanese ladies ShinjukuShinjuku Station

by Bart's Mom December 20, 2009