sidestream

To watch episodes of a television show without the person you swore you'd watch 'em with. A different kind of virtual cheatin'.

I knew that dick wasn't the one when I caught him sidestreaming Breaking Bad. That fool promised me he'd wait 'til I got off work, but I heard Jesse Pinkman before I stepped through the door.

by mw_writes September 26, 2014

sideslosh

A sideline that is so embarrassing, that you wouldn't even want you wouldn't even admit to it in a confessional.

My sideslosh is so fugly, Charlie Sheen wouldn't even fuck them.

by Jennanightmare July 12, 2015

Sieso

A vular word for ass. Typically used in South Texas.

Angela este jabón huele a sieso!

by G&R Dictionary March 31, 2020

Sivepathy

When your simp title is revoked by buying SIMP merch.

"Dude, you're a total simp for Belle! You even have a cardboard cutout of her in your room!"

"Nah bro, I bought the SIMP merch. My Sivepathy shows."

by kukyoiin August 21, 2020

both sides of the ashtray

A phrase coined by Mr. Blues to describe both sides in the conflict over smoking in bars and other public places.

Despite the rancor there is one thing about the smoking situation that we should all be able to agree on: There are fanatical zealots on "both sides of the ashtray"®.

by Mr. Blues September 7, 2005

california sideswipe

Pushing a girl's panties to the side in order to facilitate cunninglingus and/or penetration.

There was no time to take her panties off, so I pulled a California Sideswipe

by Mature mario November 17, 2016

ma-hoo-sive

if something is awesomely huge or bigger than massive

woow that thing is ma-hoo-sive

by matthewwww March 7, 2009