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shortbread

The noun used to describe the lowest of degeneracy.
NachoLess: Look at that fucking twat they’re such a shortbread and a fucking crudder
Big bloke: true preach pop off king you don’t know nobody
by big_nacho November 19, 2021
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Shortest Movie Ever

When a resolution to a conflict appears to be so simple and easy, in reference to the number of movies with easily identifiable resolutions early in the films runtime.
Character 1: “This place looks way too creepy, I think we should just leave

Character 2: “No way, that would be the Shortest Movie Ever
by Supersonic94 January 14, 2023
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Computer Shooter

Noun: One who partakes in the viewing of pornographic material on ones computer and proceeds to ejaculate on the screen and/or keyboard, and occasionally the mouse.
"That Computer Shooter got cum on my keyboard!"
by SHOOTER6969 April 24, 2009
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Scary Shooter

Someone who can not particularly aim where they are cumming. An unpredictable shooter of jizz
by CrackerPack777 February 9, 2010
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can shooter

an excessively powerful gun that has no real hunting purpose is often justified by being called a can shooter.
"what in the world are you gonna use that m-4 with a hundred round drum for?"

"well it's a can shooter obviously!!"

"wtf?"

"Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, Puerto ri-cans!!"

"stupid racist mall ninja"
by g3 4 me May 8, 2010
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squelchy snorter

When you have to take a shit and you fart right before the shit sprays all over your ass
by Datbadasskid June 18, 2016
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Dook Shooter

The anal cavity located between the butt cheeks, it releases shit or gas. Normally used in a sexual manner.
by Kayser32 July 19, 2016
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