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shaved poon

1. a poon which is shaved
2. a vagina which is bald
3. a girl who has been around the block

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The poon is shaved for a few reasons. One the girl does not like hair and shaved her vagina along with other typical shaved areas. Two the female's partner does not like hair. Or the female would like to be eaten out by another female or a male and it is often considered disrespectful not to shave a pussy for an eat out
Mary: I ate some of the best shaved poon last night.
Jen: Really? You'll have to invite me next time
by Poonspert May 12, 2004
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Shapeshifter

A crafty or shifty person, someone who you do not trust.
I dont like the way he moves hes a damn shapeshifter
by Mtg187 January 26, 2020
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breast shape

(Noun)
The form or outline of a female's breast. Since all bodies are unique, so are all breasts. Some breasts are droopy, while others are full and round, or cone-shaped.

Attempts have been made to categorize boobs into different types based on their (naked) form:
- Round breasts: equally full at the top and bottom
- East West breasts: pointing outwards
- Side-set breasts: boobs with a wide space between 'em
- Close breasts: breasts that actually meet in the middle
- Athletic breasts: wide, muscular boobs
- Teardrop breasts: rounded but slightly less full at the top
- Slender breasts: slimmer at the top, fuller at the bottom, and longer than they are wide
- Thin or tuberous breasts: slender and long breasts that appear empty
- Assymetric or uneven breasts: different sizes
- Bell- or omega-shape breasts: like slender breasts, but usually bigger
- Conical breasts: the base of the breast is typical, but the shape is more cone-like and pointy

Other ways to categorize boobs by shape include:
- Position of the nipples
- Position on the chest: from high up to low set
- Natural or enhanced (plastic tits)
- Wideness of the breast root

Full and round boobs are usually considered the most attractive.
- "Man, I love big tits!"
- "For me, it's not at all about size. It's about breast shape."
- "Like pears or oranges? Or melons!"
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
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Kansas City Shakedown

After committing a sexual act in a Porta John with a girlfriend or a female in a "related" or "unrelated" state, you walk out and lock her in there. Then you tip over the Porta John. This act is done to dump your girlfriend or partener.
"Dude, that Kansas City Shakedown did the trick dumping her!"
by B-ryann July 6, 2008
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Pear Shape

A woman with large hips and big butt and a small waist with little or no breast.
Still a very attractive figure. Men usually prefer a big bottom then boobs.
"what do you think of Kayla?"
"She's okay. Too skinny. I love Olivia though. She's got that Pear Shape. A beautiful small waist and a nice big ass!"
by whatnome June 15, 2013
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shaved cat

Pam had a shaved cat in her pants.
by dammit janet June 27, 2003
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shape up or ship out

Be good or go away. Can be used as a retort to being called a 'fishwife'
boyfriend: i'm so sorry
girlfriend: you better shape up or ship out
by sconbon April 11, 2007
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