scrimpet

small portion of some material, usually drugs or food.

sometimes spelled: "scrimplet"

dude, I have no money, let me just have a scrimpet of your <insert drug>

1: do you have any <insert food/drug> left?

2: Nah, I just have a scrimpet

by gordonliu June 15, 2011

scrim team

Team of players in an online game in a practice match known as a scrim, or scrimage. Most notably used for Fortnite and Counterstrike

Scrim team north!!

by memereview June 14, 2018

scrimblo male

the ultimate male architype wanted my every man in the world. also astronomically rare.

alpha male 1:woah i think thats a scrimblo male
scrimblo male 1:hell yeah i am

by daft7 April 24, 2022

brianna schimmenti

brianna schimmenti is the equal sheep to dylan pearce. they are mutual best friends, yet she refuses to tell him she knows he’s lesbian

dylan pearce: hey bri bri schimmy pops
brianna schimmenti: i don’t like you like that dylan

please publish this it would mean so much

by gurgletimmygurgle December 10, 2018

Skrunkly Scrimblo Spoingle

Scaramouche, or Kunikuzushi, from the game Genshin Impact.

Did you know that Scaramouche is my little skrunkly scrimblo spoingle?

by lalaki March 8, 2022

scrimming

The act of appearing to be working when in fact all your doing is sweet f**k all.

Troy spent most of the day wandering round the office looking busy when all he was doing was scrimming.

by billios0015 February 10, 2009

Scrimp

Verb:

Southern Illinois slang meaning to swindle, short or rip off, generally pertaining to a drug exchange.
swindle ripoff cheat short

This som'bitch scrimped my fuckin sack, lets go give him a pink belly til he squeals like a piggy!

by Burnin_Earl March 28, 2016