Scorpio

Totally awesome and really good at mind reading.
Can get anyone to have a crush on them if they want to, and if they don't like you, watch out.
I know scorpios are awesome because I am one:)

Random person: omg that girl is so awesome!
Other person: dude that's because she's a Scorpio, duh.

by Awesome Scorpio girl February 23, 2020

ScoMo

When you bugger off from work for a week to avoid a difficult task, but you're so useless nobody notices for the first three days. Then when you're caught out you promise to come straight back to work only for it to take another four days.
Everything goes on as normal without you because you're totally useless anyway.

Jono did a Scomo last week and even his wife didn't miss him until the weekend.

by Gent Nosh December 21, 2019

Michael Scott

(Verb)
The action of thinking that every girl is "the one". Leaving the victim heartbroken.

"I just pulled a Michael Scott."

"Next time, actually get to know her, you don't wanna pull another Michael Scott."

by urBoiiii February 13, 2019

scoffle

to eat a large amount of something in a quick manner

I was so hungry that I scoffled that chocolate.

by bosscw March 10, 2011

Score_More

often defines the YouTuber Score_More. Is cracked at Fortnite but he can box you up like a fish ( watch out!)

friend: have you heard of the legend

me: what do you mean
friend: Score_More the best Fortnite YouTuber on earth...

by YouTube Clmxyfn January 22, 2021

Scoville craps

When your anus has a hangover from eating something very spicy that you aren't used to (especially something high on the scoville scale). You get spicy butt. The butt and rectum feels spicy. You may also get cap cramps.

I tried 10 habanero peppers and I had the scoville craps.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022

Scotum

A funny mispronunciation of the word scrotum that now lives rent free in my brain.

Originally discovered on reddit, and read aloud in a Soothouse video featuring SorrowTV (/r/IHadAStroke).

"How the child at birth when you are create by dad scotum, when many time in history boy (maybe GIRL) come out with mother"s fecal future?"

-Deleted User on Reddit

by AshKetchep March 14, 2022