Intimidated so much by the straights that you prentend to be to be one of them to blend in. I.e., lesbianoge, being a secret gaygent, etc.
Abby: Wait, why is Bailey pretending she doesn't have a girlfriend in front of her relatives.
Darcy: Even the best of us get scared straight by our homophobic relatives.
Darcy: Even the best of us get scared straight by our homophobic relatives.
by Eliza Applestar / Duskheart July 10, 2018
Get the Scared Straightmug. When a male reaches the point of ejaculation only to discover that his female partner has in fact started her period leaving a medium to large amount of blood on his erect penis. This known to almost always kill erections and make for an awkward experience in intercourse
Guy-im about to come (guy pulls out). Girl-oops sorry. Guy-(faints from shock) Girl-i didn't mean to give him a red scare
by Mrturkeybird09 September 16, 2011
Get the red scaremug. an irrational fear of ketchup
Ever since Adam Blumenthal ate spaghetti with ketchup in elementary school, I've been cursed by the Red Scare
by fasulyespor August 18, 2016
Get the The Red Scaremug. by I, Wreckerrr October 27, 2020
Get the need a diaper scaredmug. Is Josh coming over tonight? No, he is a scared ho, I think he is going to watch step by step reruns all night.
by Kyle Koestner October 9, 2003
Get the scared homug. by japanesewombat December 28, 2020
Get the scaring the hoes awaymug. A meme formed from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Patrick Star invites his parents over to his home, only to later realize they aren’t his actual parents. Once discovering this, Patrick then yells at Janet and Marty, his “parents” he discovered to be imposters, forming this meme.
Patrick: “JANET?? MARTY??? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???”
Janet: “marty, i’m scared”
Marty i’m scared can be used in any context of fear.
Patrick: “JANET?? MARTY??? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???”
Janet: “marty, i’m scared”
Marty i’m scared can be used in any context of fear.
by tsmemories February 23, 2019
Get the marty im scaredmug.