Safety Tap

The process of having intercourse with a really unattractive girl/guy, to ensure you don't catch an STI.

Andy says: I gave that Jodie a Safety Tap last night...
Mike says: Yeah, But she's a minger.
Andy says: Meh, at least I won't get AIDS.

by 123456789123456789abc April 27, 2009

safety piss

The act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one's self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.

Steve: "Hey, how'd the job interview go?"
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."

Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"

Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."

by Darren C August 31, 2010

sage-burner

A hippie.

Look at that sage-burner in her tie-die shirt and Birkenstocks screaming about how much she loves weed.

by thisiswore January 6, 2014

Safety Cubicle

An area to escape to in the workplace for a time out. This is typically required when you think your manager is looking for you, when fellow staff members are becoming more annoying than usual, or in its chronic form when you simply overhear your name being mentioned in casual conversation.
Usually the Safety Cubicle is located in the gents toilets where one can partake in some Twitter Shitter and hide that Fear Boner until the moment passes.

Officer X: Where's he just run off to?
Officer Y: Don't know.. Think I heard him muttering something about safety cubicle. I was too busy talking about some reality tv shit whilst surfing the desktop.
Officer X: He'd only just got in and sat down too.

by numlash October 9, 2016

Sage Face

A kind of dazed and confused facial expression that occurs during one's first 30 days of sobriety. Typically it is made by a resident of the Sage dorm at Baldy Hughes.

Look at his sage face (when he got an extra plate of sausages during breakfast)

by baldinhuhes December 18, 2017

Safety Wine

A bottle of wine purchased alongside a massive carry out to deal with the inevitable emergency of 1L of vodka and 24 beers not being enough for 3 people on a Saturday night.

Maxi: What's that?

Jonty: this is safety Wine to be opened at 4.30am after we drink our take away and have shots at Laverys

by Geoff Agnew May 22, 2020

Safetytard

A annoying 15 year old who never touched a gun in his life and watches gay ass guntubers like GarandThumb and Brandon Herrera and plays equally gay tactical shooters like GroundBranch or Escape from Tarkov, because of this they feel like firearms experts and will constantly bring up "gun safety🤓" like "trigger discipline🤓" in every conversation about guns.

Dude 1: Have you seen the the post i made where i was holding a nerf gun?
Dude 2: No what about it?
Dude 1: There were like there was like 10 people complaining how bad my trigger discipline was.
Dude 2: On nerf guns??? God i hate safetytards so much.

by PoopNigga131 April 15, 2023