wet richard

The act of tickling one's ear with an erect penis.

After cockslapping Paulina in the face, I gave her a wet richard and shot a wad in the eardrum.

by Wookiestick November 6, 2003

Richard

Richard is someone who is honest and sweet and kind and he sometimes get confused on things but is a good person to hang around. He is very handsome and cares about all people and he is special And richard will help save the world

You are a good Richard

by 👍👍 December 28, 2016

richarded

The act of being slightly retarded. Acting like a Richard.

You just stuck your dick into an man whores dick blender, what are you Richarded?!

by Octavusprime November 13, 2011

screaming richard

The act of shitting in a tube sock, microwaving it for 25-30 for a luke warm effect, then proceeding to strike someone in the face with said sock

Father: Son, i'm very disappointed in you. for your punishment, i'm gonna give you a screaming richard!

Son: No papa!! you ate mexican last night!!!

by nicksammyles February 7, 2009

Rachael

An awesome gal that lives in the momemt. She's pessimistic at times, but always makes you laugh with her sarcastic humour, she's an insult comic and is a total geek at heart. Anime, superheroes, pokemon, all of that stuff. She can come off as rude, but once you get to know her, you'll be sad to depart from her. She's the best person to have as a friend, and definitely has your back when it counts, don't cross her or her friends. It won't be pretty!

"Damn, Rachael is such a badass."
Sarcastic, funny, and awesome? Definitely a Rachael.
"Marry me, she's just so great!"

by UMP90 July 22, 2017

red hot richard

When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman farts on the man's dick, making it feel warm and cozy.

She gave me a red hot richard while were watching Titanic on the futon.

by Matt Compton November 18, 2005

Richard Holder

Replacement for Dick Holder or someone who jacks off to an extreme amount.

That guy is a Richard Holder!

by Limit/Squeakers December 13, 2008