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explosive rounds

A type of moist, mass dense fart that brews in your system when you least wanted to. often a result of insufficient wiping prior to going about daily business. the formation of butt cheese. despite the entire process being completely intestinal, leftover bits from stools past may attribute to the Skid marks left in the wake of the blast, providing for an unpleasant experience, both social and private.
"Oh god man, what happened at the all you can eat Mexican buffet, let's just say I loaded some explosive rounds.
by butthole re-generator September 27, 2018
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Granny's Round

A discreet way of mentioning that a girl is on her period.
Girl 1: Whats up?
Girl 2: Granny's round...
Girl 1: aah...
by MaryLauryn July 27, 2011
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internet rounds

going on the same same sites and checking the same stuff on the internet everyday in a near exact order e.g. check your emials cheack the scores check your facebook have a look for some bargins chat with some buddies then log off
(on instant messenger)
Bill: so what you doing?

Ted: nothing man just doing the internet rounds
by samsimonB January 14, 2009
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My round

My round means my friend, partner, pr running mate
by Rob run corleone August 27, 2022
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Catholic rounding

When a Catholic priest encounters a person younger than them they apply the "Catholic rounding" technique to determine if they are of an "acceptable" age.

1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:

Acceptable age = LAC

3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:

Acceptable age = Person's age
She seems too young for me Father.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.
by IDontCatholicRound January 1, 2019
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round as a pound

colloquial saying establishing the round shape of an object in comparison to the shape of the British pound coin.
That orange is as round as a pound.
by 4321definitions March 28, 2017
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Pulling Rounds

Pulling rounds basically means "masturbate".

It is a term popularized by learners at Delta Secondary School Windhoek and it is a term mainly used in Namibia among the youth.
E.g. " I caught Marlon pulling rounds while he was watching pornography"
by The Other Other Guy November 17, 2013
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