you grasp your penis with your hand whilst letting another man move your arm up and down in a masturbating motion.
while this will increase awkwardness and homosexuality between both men involved, it will decrease soreness in the whole of your right arm and the chances of you ever wanting to do it again
while this will increase awkwardness and homosexuality between both men involved, it will decrease soreness in the whole of your right arm and the chances of you ever wanting to do it again
man 1: would you like a dutch router?
man 2: no, that's gay.
man 1: no, i never touch or look at your penis, so no one is gay.
man 2: well if you put it that way, then yes. and my arm won't get tired!
man 1: yay!
man 2: fag...
man 2: no, that's gay.
man 1: no, i never touch or look at your penis, so no one is gay.
man 2: well if you put it that way, then yes. and my arm won't get tired!
man 1: yay!
man 2: fag...
by the jamo February 15, 2010
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by ToeKnail (beloved follower of Ron) April 1, 2003
Get the ronstache mug.i)A device or setup that finds the best route between any two networks, even if there are several networks to traverse. Like bridges, remote sites can be connected using routers over dedicated or switched lines to create WANs.
ii)A form of unconditional sexual disire towards this networking device. It becomes an obsessive habbit.
ii)A form of unconditional sexual disire towards this networking device. It becomes an obsessive habbit.
i)Cisco Develops routers that keep the Internet going
ii) The General gets intimate with the router just before the lesson starts.
ii) The General gets intimate with the router just before the lesson starts.
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Comes from the position of the 3 and 9 on a clock.
Comes from the position of the 3 and 9 on a clock.
by Monkeypox69 October 21, 2009
Get the Route 309 mug.By getting the girl to have a shower, it makes them already naked, and you don't need to do the task of seducing* the clothes off the girl, which normally consists of one piece of clothing at a time, could take a lot of time and effort, whereas the shower skips all the hard work and you get your sexy time quicker. Commonly abbreveated to ER. Once again all this could also be avoided by slipping viagra into her drink
*seducing can include anything from kisses to massaging to ripping. Depends on the girl, and your relationship with her...
ps. This is only the case if your girlfriend is not super horny and is the one taking your clothes off... in that case *hi5* man!
*seducing can include anything from kisses to massaging to ripping. Depends on the girl, and your relationship with her...
ps. This is only the case if your girlfriend is not super horny and is the one taking your clothes off... in that case *hi5* man!
"Bernie told his girlfriend to have a shower so he could take the express route"
"eh i can't be bothered kissing you, go have a shower.."
"Mat couldn't get this girl to take the ER, so he had to seduce (rip) her clothes off" naughty boy mat...
"eh i can't be bothered kissing you, go have a shower.."
"Mat couldn't get this girl to take the ER, so he had to seduce (rip) her clothes off" naughty boy mat...
by The Mathmagician November 4, 2007
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