Warrior from McDonalds, sent to protect the recipe of the Big Mac from the evil food chains of the world. He died to save the recipe and will rise on April 20th, 2069. Hail Ronald.
by Noob_Master_69 May 26, 2019

by happyfuntiem January 13, 2021

by Mochi11 May 22, 2021

A clown at the McDonald's food chain. He secretly rapes children and vandalizes the burger kings palace
by SUMFURRYTHING June 16, 2016

by Stinkyratgorl July 3, 2022

damn sonny d this pesto-ass pizza is one bad ronald
shit fam mcdonalds is so good it's definitely the baddest of ronalds
shit fam mcdonalds is so good it's definitely the baddest of ronalds
by sconed_off_purp October 17, 2016

A large, muscular, brilliant, handsome, sight for sore eyes, angelic, god-like, lovely specimen whom is a protector of all that he cares about and will make sure the ones he’s close with is always safe and sound. Every individual that lays their eyes on this tasty immortal being will immediately fall deeply in love and will cherish him for the rest of their lives.
Hey Kyra, your father Ronald Tolton is such a magnificent personage, I would love to take him out for a nice steak dinner sometime and possibly even give him the world
by Master Tolton June 5, 2019
