Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.

Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.

by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024

Romanian Plug Snatcher

A person, typically of Romanian descent, who roams the streets in search of anyone using or in possession of a butt plug, so that they may steal it and add it to their collection.

Bro: Bro, my butt plug got stolen by the Romanian Plug Snatcher.
The Romanian Plug Snatcher: yes and i will do it again

by Romanian Plug Snatcher December 29, 2024

Romanian handjob

Whenever two non-gay men give each other a handjob.

Dude, my playstation is broken, but whatever, a Romanian handjob can be fun!

by Mannerman May 20, 2022