Intestinal distress so explosive you instantly understand the principles of jet propulsion. The National Geographic documentary on how squids navigate becomes crystal clear. You are left wondering why toilets don't have seat belts...
by Pablo Cervantes April 21, 2021

It's when you dissolve molly in water, then you do a handstand, pump it up your butt with a turkey baster and then you get a big dominican nigga named eduardo to come shake you up like a cocktail
by snapppppppppppppppp January 21, 2018

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by BJ33196 October 8, 2013

Dude, I was workin' my pecs when this hot chick walked by. I fired off a gym rocket.
Dave popped a gym rocket while spotting me.
Dave popped a gym rocket while spotting me.
by elduderino1 November 30, 2009


when your havein sex with a girl on her period and when you come you pull out and fling the condom off...leaving a airborn trail of blood and semen...like a rocket
by nick abarca September 10, 2007
