When someone unknowingly takes your size 8 black old navy flip-flop's & leaves you with their size 7 black old navy flip-flops.
bitch those are my flip-flops! flip-flop robbery!
they're both black how do you know?
i can FEEL them!!
they're both black how do you know?
i can FEEL them!!
by Laxtitutee September 4, 2011
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by Bodisafa July 27, 2007
Get the robert downey jr mug.There is no competition between Robeks and Jamba Juice. We make our smoothies with love and care unlike Jamba Juice who makess it with dead animals and moldy fruit. We win, they fail.
and everyone who works at jamba juice has swine flu.
and everyone who works at jamba juice has swine flu.
by RobeksJuice:] May 22, 2009
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by Puertorico85 October 1, 2019
Get the Robbert mug.When you go to the video store and rent a wicked old VHS of Fight Club to watch with your hot girlfriend (must be brunette or it doesn't work as good) and you watch the movie and get kinky with her in the Robert Paulson scene.
After the film you do the nasty and halfway through you completely go limp, totally dead, you hold your breath for as long as you can until that bitch thinks you're dead. Then and only then will she start to chant "His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson." Then you finish inside her like never before and you realise that there is no girlfriend and she is actually your hand. Fight Clubbed.
After the film you do the nasty and halfway through you completely go limp, totally dead, you hold your breath for as long as you can until that bitch thinks you're dead. Then and only then will she start to chant "His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson." Then you finish inside her like never before and you realise that there is no girlfriend and she is actually your hand. Fight Clubbed.
Hahah, Dwayne watched Fight Club alone last night and totally did a His name is Robert Paulson again..
by Putnum27 March 6, 2013
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