Robbing It

The act of using the extra foreskin of an uncircumcised penis to hold all of the ejaculate after masturbation until going to the bathroom to avoid clean up. Also known as "Cum Hooding it", "Cum Pouching it", and "Cumveloping it".

Rob was "Robbing It" because his mom threw out his dream catcher and he didn't want to get his new bed sheets dirty.

One of my favourite things to do to avoid a mess is to be "Robbing It". That way, it just stays in my cum hood and I don't have to worry getting it everywhere.

by John Littlewolf November 5, 2009

witch hunter robin

anime show about an organisation of witch hunters. The main character is a freaky gothish girl who can light shit on fire just by looking at them. Its a good show but its creepy as hell

fire fire everywhere

by k1llu2 May 30, 2004

robin hood

One of the earliest British gangsters was Robin Hood

Robin Hood:I take from the rich and steal from the poor

by Jingle Heimer Schmitt June 26, 2006

Iris Robinson

An ex-Northern Ireland Unionist politician. Known for having an affair with her husband Peter Robinson with a 19 year old and for her disgusting views on homosexuality.

Iris denied having prejudice against LGBT people but when questioned about a homophobic attack she used the opportunity to call homosexuality an "abomonation" that made her feel "sick" and "nauseous". Named "Bigot of the Year" for 2008 by Stonewall.

Jim: Did you hear what that Iris Robinson slag said!?
Joseph: What did she say?
Jim: "There can be no viler act, apart from homosexuality and sodomy, than sexually abusing innocent children"
Joseph: What a slag!

by JPandaD February 12, 2010

Anne Robinson

UK television presenter and journalist who specialises in being an unpleasant bitch. Is most well known at present for hosting the quiz "The Weakest Link" where she castigates the participants and insults them in every way possible before dismissing losing players with the phrase "You are the weakest link. Goodbye!"

A recovering alcoholic, who lost custody of her daughter. Even after a fortune spent on plastic surgery she still has a most unpleasant smug expression stuck on her face.

She has a vastly over-inflated opinion of herself, and in addition showed her very unappealing racist side when she appeared on a chat show and made the remark, "What are the Welsh for?".

If that bitch Anne Robinson had said "What are the Jews for?" she would have been kicked off television for good. However, as it was "only the Welsh", no action was taken against her.

by w00fdawg November 21, 2005

Rowing

Hopeless process of destroying one's self in an attempt to move a Buoyancy - Operated - Aquatic - Transport mechanism, a.k.a. 'boat'. This futile act of throwing one's body limply against a long, plastic - and - wood (or metal) stick (also known as an 'oar') and thrashing one's arms about caused much pain and distress in the High Middle Ages, or around the 12th or 13th century, when many were expected to actually succeed at doing this on the trade vessels that were in fashion at the time.

Modern futility experts estimate that the people who continue to practice of this exercise will eventually die out due to natural selection and lack of reproductive ability.

Example of a rowing - related exclamation:
"Rowing practice; shit!"

by Xethro Gensh June 19, 2015

lightweight womens rowing

competitive floating

Hey, how about that novice lightweight womens rowing coxed pair with the 15 minute 2k? Never heard of them? That's because they don't actually matter.

by crew234567890987654321 December 14, 2010