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Roach Motel

In the United States, Community Colleges are often referred to as Roach Motels. They are so called because people who begin attending Community Colleges rarely finsh. Rather, the tendency is for the students to just keep on taking one random course after another for 8-12 years without ever attaining a degree or advancing to a full college. Hence the students never really leave. That is to say, they check in, but they don't check out, as per the old TV ad.

What the English call Townies are the head Roaches of our Roach Motels.
-Man, is Bill still going to Virginia Western?

--Dude, he's been at that Roach Motel since the Eighties. He's banged a lot of thirty-five year old single mother gash but still no degree.

-Oh well, at least they have ash trays there.

--Werd.
by Teve Torbes March 13, 2008
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roach rocket

noun - a device used to put a roach in to take your high to a new level...typiaclly makers of the device use a lighter to burn 2 round shaped hole to fit your roach in the other for a carb you stick your roach in one hole your finger covering the carb remove top of water bottle light roach and suck wind

prepare to ride the roach rocket to outer space

-disclaimer- unfortunally do to the new "eco friedly" water bottles suction is more diffucuist requires a larger carb and virtauly no air to enter the bottle difficult but do able
tom : yo clip thats shit and shove it in the roach rocket
paul: ight son you ready to fly
Conducter : ALL ABOARD LAST CALL FOR THE ROACH ROCKET
tom :ight son lets raise up i dont think we can get much higher but we out
paul: dippen like a frog
paul: shit son were folded like napkins
tom: you konwwww ittt
by Paulmagic March 5, 2008
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roach clips

Clips used to hold roaches of marijuana sweets, blunts or joints
Once the Swish Sweet burns down we better pull out'em roach clips.
by Andreus Kolonegi July 16, 2006
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robarb

A stupid but loveable and hilarious character heavily featured on toothpastefordinner.com

-Having the characteristics of
"You are such a 'tard sometimes. You remind me of robarb!"
by The Queen Of Chodes November 14, 2004
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roachblunt

a blunt filled with left over weed from your roaches
smoking a roachblunt will get you riptttt
man this roachblunt is gettin me fukked up boyyYyyyy
tim cant smoke roachblunts cuz he's such a burnout it will make his brain obliterate itself
by danmeola January 5, 2008
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Robable Cause

01: Reasonable grounds for belief that someone named Rob has done something wrong.

02: Reasonable grounds for belief that a Rob is subject to arrest.

03: Reasonable grounds for belief that Rob may be subject to the issuance of a warrant.
We have Robable cause to believe that it was Rob ran over the lady in the elevator.
by Theofrid January 12, 2009
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papa roach

A heavy rock/metal band that are quite frankly one of the best. They have songs about everything, not just cutting wrists and gouging out peoples eyes. Hell, I haven't met anyone that doesnt like Scars, and the Acoustic version just kicks ass. Oh...and they never perform in or around DC :(
Girl: I love Papa Roach!
Boy: \\m///,(>'<),\\m// ROCK ON!
by Welshkorn August 31, 2005
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