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Ramen

mankind's last and most effective line of survival...
Dude 1: dude im frigin starving!
Dude 2: i got some ramen...ya want some?
Dude 1: (falling to his knees) My lord...would you be so gracious as to feed me the feast of kings?
Dude 2: uhhh sure...
by J-elite April 14, 2010
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socket rientist

a person who is normally airheaded/ditzy/dense, but occasionally comes up with things only a rocket scientist could dream of, ie) an idiot savant.
Even though Nicole never remembers to tie her shoes, her theory on the symbiosis of the evolution of jazz and the repeal of Prohibition really proves she's socket rientist.
by Red Shoes December 14, 2008
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Ramen Markin

a lousy faggot who never showers and wears the same clothes.
Yo did you see ramen markin today he smelled like my moms doomstick
by cessbagger666 April 25, 2009
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Ramen Balance

1. The act of maintaining the ramen soup level with the noodles so that you don't have too much or too little of either.

2. The moderation of two (or more) conflicting forces that could possibly end in a clusterfuck, if the status quo is not kept.
1. "I'm a master at Ramen Balance, motherfucker. Two mouthfuls of noodles and one mouthful of soup. Eat that shit, yeahhh."

2. "I only fuck so many of these damn, skanky bitches because I'm maintaining Ramen Balance with my libido! It's just the right thing to do."
by MaleAlphaThree August 30, 2009
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Ramenflation

The declining purchasing power of the US Dollar as evidenced by the ever-increasing price of once cheap ramen noodles.
Dennis: "I can't believe a package of Oriental Top Ramen is over 40 cents now!"

Ron: "Yep, thanks to the Federal Reserve's non-stop creation of 'money' and the US Government funding endless war with endless debt, we're seeing some serious ramenflation."
by peacechicken April 26, 2013
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Ramen

Hey what you have for dinner last night

Just some Ramen cuz I'm fuckin poor
by spaghettiyolo February 5, 2014
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