retrocrastination

The act of delaying the completion of necessary tasks by occupying oneself with past/archaic entertainment media.
For example, the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) A.K.A Famicom is one such medium with which retrocrastination is popular.
-Approximately 28% of all use of Nintendo Entertainment Systems is due to retrocrastination.

"Man, why the flip did I fail my flippin exam!? I thought I aced that shit!"
"Retrocrastination, dude. You've been playing Super Dodgeball and Excitebike all week."

by Robonaut December 26, 2006

retrodoxy

retrospective doctrine... kinda like having an oldschool faith or looking back into the doctrines. usually used in a religious matter.... also a venue

hey joe, you goin to the retrodoxy tonight?

by josh snodgrass July 4, 2007

Retrogroove

A very good, very chic phrase, item or fashion reminiscent of the past.

Nothing says retrogroove more than a IBM pc.
'Bounder' is just so British retrogroove, it hurts.

by Bender_Manbot August 10, 2010

Retro-book

When the internet at Strathclyde University is so slow that Facebook just comes up as a list of links!

Awww fuck I'm on Retro-book again! REFRESH!

by Bro:! November 21, 2010

Retro Tramp Stamp

A hickey, the original tramp stamp.

Jane realized too late that she should have stuck with a retro tramp stamp, as she was screaming in pain at the tattoo parlor.

by CountyDame July 13, 2011

Retro Fuck

Someone who should've been fucked a long time ago but still hasn't.

Oh man Retro Fuck that fucker.

by JoeNJ2 September 15, 2012

Retro-bomb

When you go to someone's Facebook timeline and randomly comment on something they posted over 3 years ago!

Retro-bomb: You go to someone's announcement from 2008 about being pregnant and comment "congratulations! So happy for you guys!"

by Tall Tom B September 25, 2013