Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).

Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.

by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018

Review

Ha! Yeah that would be cringe... Which I why I refuse to do it. Yeah, I don't want to do that and won't.

Hym "Yeah, don't ask me to review my shit. I was there the first time and so was everyone else."

by Hym Iam February 12, 2023

Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

The thing that pops up when you make a definition on Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this

by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024

Booth Review

When you bang your girl so hard the condom falls off in her and then 2 days later while taking a shit the condom falls out.

The other day while Ciara was using the bathroom she realized she just had a booth review

by Mud Kat January 13, 2024

merge review

When you send a merge request to code review, and you want to mention both on your daily standup.

I sent my changes to merge review... I mean my merge request to code review.

by norbeepapp April 24, 2023

5 star review Walmart

The 5 star rating is connected to the union movement at Walmart. Talking about getting or giving a 5 star review is suggesting union activities.

Wow, I hear that Walmart has the worst Healthcare options and treat their employees horribly. I can't wait until employees 5 star review Walmart.

by Jugglinglogic July 3, 2023

your definition will be reviewed soon

im new here and i just released some cool definitions i want the world to know and i hope it wont take long as other definitions says

you create a definition and hope it will be reviewed soon, also you are new here. so you are hopeful your definition will be reviewed soon

by jktech July 3, 2023