retarred

To add another layer of Tar.

i was over by shakeys and my buddy says where is it... and i said, pass where they had retarred

by yozers August 27, 2008

pants on head retarded

Some one so stupid you can just see them waring thier pants on thier head and making loud unintelligable noises and drooling.

Tard: * removes pants *
Me: WTF
Tard *places on head*
Me: God fucking damnit not another...
Tard: flarf narf *drool* can i has hug? *SHITS SELF*
Person2: fucking text book pants on head retarded situation.

by TheStorey December 27, 2007

Showing Somebody Retarded

the act of showing somebody retarded is when you get mad at somebody and then show them retarded

Guy1: dude craig your fat
Guy2: shutup dude your like retarded
Guy1: I'll show you retarded



How is he showing somebody retarded? we will never know

by Rossdoni February 6, 2009

retarted type sindrome

this is for ppeople whp cant type worth shit like me.
qhwn ytour on aim and cant read the others message they have this !

retarted type sindrome

lollz123: hety whdsgs up ?
rofll3w5: huh ?
lollz123: oty6u knwo whats up ?
rofll: bye
lollz123: whnASD ? whatras di id fgol ?

by woahlove123 April 15, 2009

dumber than a box of retarded rocks

When being compared to a box of rocks would be an insult to rocks everywhere.

When being compared to retards would be an insult to retards everywhere.

Dude, you are dumber than a box of retarded rocks.

by RabbiRob July 2, 2006

retarded walrus

A sex position where the mans hands and feet are tied to a bedpost. He thrusts back and forth in the chick. The most important part is at all times the man must have a live fish in his mouth.

" Dude Jill gave me the best retarded walrus last night." Said derek.
"Cool I'm fucking her after school."

by sexfiendmonstercock November 19, 2007

retarded animal babies

THE FUNNIEST FUCKIN' CARTOON ON THE NET!

www.newgrounds.com/collections/rab.html

"Yippy-ki-yay, motherfuckers!" *shoots AK*

by Link February 14, 2004