Definitions by sexfiendmonstercock

retarded walrus 

A sex position where the mans hands and feet are tied to a bedpost. He thrusts back and forth in the chick. The most important part is at all times the man must have a live fish in his mouth.

" Dude Jill gave me the best retarded walrus last night." Said derek.
"Cool I'm fucking her after school."

retarded walrus by sexfiendmonstercock November 19, 2007