A weak, fake, snide "retraction" of all or part of a statement made by conservative after his feet are held to the fire.
Republican apology-
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
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Get the republican apology mug.1) a self-righteous christian fundamentalist who believes that "freedom of religion" doesn't apply to people who aren't also christian fundamentalists
2) someone who believes that education doesn't need to be properly funded but 2 wars over oil do
3) someone who bitches about the ridiculous deficit that has accrued over the past 8 years under a fanatical fundamentalist (refer to definition 1) while pushing for increased support of 2 of the most expensive wars this country has ever undertaken
4) someone who doesn't fully understand economics, but likes to pretend they do
5) someone who thinks everyone that doesn't agree with their party base is a communist, even though they don't know what a communist is
6) someone who thinks karl marx is a communist (in the soviet sense of the word)
7) someone who thinks a dentist is fit to run the texas board of education
8) someone who thinks anything that is "liberal" is wrong, regardless of historical accuracy
9) someone who still thinks their party is "the party of lincoln"
2) someone who believes that education doesn't need to be properly funded but 2 wars over oil do
3) someone who bitches about the ridiculous deficit that has accrued over the past 8 years under a fanatical fundamentalist (refer to definition 1) while pushing for increased support of 2 of the most expensive wars this country has ever undertaken
4) someone who doesn't fully understand economics, but likes to pretend they do
5) someone who thinks everyone that doesn't agree with their party base is a communist, even though they don't know what a communist is
6) someone who thinks karl marx is a communist (in the soviet sense of the word)
7) someone who thinks a dentist is fit to run the texas board of education
8) someone who thinks anything that is "liberal" is wrong, regardless of historical accuracy
9) someone who still thinks their party is "the party of lincoln"
George Bush junior and senior (republicans)
Ronald Reagan (republican)
Herbert Hoover (republican)
--it said to include the word "republican"
Ronald Reagan (republican)
Herbert Hoover (republican)
--it said to include the word "republican"
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by ctierneysmc June 10, 2011
Get the republicans mug.Impoverished white American whom identifies himself as a "Republican" not because of wealth or fiscal esponsibilty, but because of ignorance and/or racism. (They do not necessarily live in an actual trailer park) Some identify themselves as "Tea Party Patiots."
Also see: Republibilly
Also see: Republibilly
Trailer Park Republicans are:
Rush Limbaugh, glenn beck, fans. People who watch only FOX News (aka: "The Real News")
Rush Limbaugh, glenn beck, fans. People who watch only FOX News (aka: "The Real News")
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Get the Republican mug.Going to the gym under the pretense of working out, but instead sitting in the steam room for the whole time pretending not to look at other naked guys' butts
I am feeling a chest cold coming on, think I'll stop at the Y on my way home from work today and have a republican workout.
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Get the Republican workout mug.n. & a. 1. n. A conservative christian who believes there is one way, the right way; believes that certain behaviors or choices are unsound; sees no contradiction in their choices as they are founded in scripture. 2. a. A negative term used to describe someone who sees everything in black and white and doesn't mind pushing their agenda on anyone who opposes their paradigm.
He's such a Jesus Republican, he's always going on about how evil abortion is, but he supports the war on Iraq and thinks the death penalty is a good thing. I thought the taking of life was immoral?
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