reddit

1. A competition to see who can come up with the funniest headline for the same picture
2. where most people get their content they post on facebook and icanhascheezburger

example 1. "I found this funny picture on reddit, but I bet I can make it funnier if I repost it with a different title!"

by K-Flynn November 26, 2013

Redditard

A Reddit user that hates Fortnite for the community of children that play it, not the game itself, nuts Minecraft like it's the holy grail even though kids play it too, has homophobia, has the blood of a Karen (by calling autistic kids dumb or whatever), believes that PewDiePie and Keanu Reeves are gods, calls moderators gay, and is just a karma whore by always being hungry for upvotes

Redditard: Fartnut bad, Minecraft good, mods gay, upvotes to the left
Some intelligent person: Oh shut up Redditard

by HeckinBrandon March 6, 2020

Reddit Rage

A momentary, violently uncontrollable urge to rapidly down-vote other user's submissions or comments on www.reddit.com, often as a natural reaction to having one's own submissions down-voted.

After having his submission down-voted below zero three seconds after posting it, Joe flew into an intense case of Reddit Rage, proceeding to down-voting every submission that did not mention pink plastic kittens in the title.

by Strawberry Angel March 22, 2009

Redbox Mistake

When you rent a from Redbox you're pretty sure will suck but theres nothing else so you rent it anyway.

” I knew The Lincoln Lawyer would suck but it was that or Lemmity Snicket, I made a Redbox mistake”

by WolfAttackFromSpace September 29, 2011

redboxiety

The anxiety felt when people are waiting in line behind you while you choose a Redbox movie. The induced pressure makes it hard to concentrate and even chose the movie that you were originally in the mood for.

I now only do Netflix because I've suffered through so much redboxiety.

My heart was palpitating due to the redboxiety I was feeling outside of 7-11 the other night.

by grimey837 January 10, 2012

Readophile

A person, usually an outcast from society, who has become excessively involved in various forms of lolicon material and accused of being a closet pedophile.
A very important part of the status as a Readophile is that they are in denial of being one, nobody can willingly be a
Readophile.
It is important that the Readophile insists that it is OK for them to obsess over what is essentially child pornography because the material is drawn, regardless of how they truly feel about real people and whether they are actually attracted to children.

"Alex has been absolutely obsessed with lolicon ever since he first got onto the internet, and he's a total readophile too."

by Jarhead11577 May 23, 2018

Reddit talk

type of slang used by soyboy redditors. It often spills into other websites, but is usually frowned upon. Redditor often use it when talking about their morbidly obese cats (or as they like to call them "chonkers"). It mainly consists of the words Chonker, Friendo, updoots, heckin', ect.

Jimbo: "howdy friendos! Met my cat Keanu! Isn't he such a heckin chonker?
Chad: "why are you using reddit talk? This isn't reddit dweeb"

by M1126_Stryker June 30, 2020