Rectal Purge

To release fecal matter from your rectum.

I went to the restroom for a rectal purge session.

by Macky T November 26, 2006

rectal rocket

When your penis is _quickly_ thrusted in someone's anus, it becomes a rectal rocket

"Dayum! Joe's cock was a rectal rocket last night!" - Jane

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

rectal blaster

rectal blaster: the process of bending a girl over a large object generally a car connet or a table and squriting chocolate sauce up their ass

id like to rectal blaster jass' ass

by Greesy Boy Steve May 12, 2006

rectal wort

noun :A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.
used in testicle shitting rectal wort

Man1: "You're such a rectal wort"
Man2: "what's a rectal wort?"
Man1:"it means you're stupid!"
Man2: "What does stupid mean?"
Man1: "Jesus Christ your dumb"
Man2: "huh?"
Man1 : *walks out losing faith in humanity

by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017

Rectal reflux

When a proto-fart gets sucked back up through the digestive track eventually exiting the mouth as a belch while tasting and smelling like shit.

"Gaviscon® is the brand most recommended by doctors to combat rectal reflux"

by Crappy Chris March 26, 2010

Rectal Raspberry

another term for a swollen puckered anus, as it resembles a raspberry with the stem removed.

johnny bent suzi over last night and made jam out of her rectal raspberry

by Mathew Smith April 15, 2008

rectal cavemen

Definition 1: The rectal cavemen work effortlessly through the night to make sure ur arse is free of klingons to ensure that dangleberries do not occur.

Definition 2: Sifting through ur buttox clearing a smooth passage way to ur anal glands thats the rectal cavemens main objective.

"i woke up this morning and it seems the rectal cavemen have been working overtime"

"seems the rectal cavemen have left me with a severely nippy ring this morning or should i say sting ring"

by J. Edmund H January 30, 2010