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Razorlight

"Indie" band originating in England, fronted by British self-proclaimed "musical genius", and general twat, Johnny Bellend.

See also razorshite.
"Razorlight's album is crap, the worst this year."

"That Razorlight with their smarmy frontman can piss right off."

"Not for all the tea in China could I be persuaded to part with my cash to buy their CD."
by Kelly December 23, 2004
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razorback

noun. Someone who shaves the hairs in their butt crack.

verb. Having a shaved asshole.
I don't get dingleberries because I razorback.

He was a razorback, which made giving him a rim job that much easier.

My farts sound totally different when I razorback.
by MrPoop April 21, 2009
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Razorblade symphony

The ultimate in being depressed and a cutter.One who does such a maneuver will hold out their arm like a violin/stringed instrument with their wrist/underarm as the strings. Then use the razor to perform a "symphony"
-Hey there's mark. His girlfriend left him.
-Holy shit, what happened to his arms?!
-Depressed bastard must've played a razorblade symphony over it
by freakingname May 27, 2007
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Razor Method

Razor Method Is where u wear a glove covered in razors and u whack-off with the glove on.
The dude just used the Razor Method
by Alex Tosch September 17, 2008
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Razor Puss

A person of great distaste. Whose presence causes great pain.
Man those two British guys at Subway were a couple of Razor pusses.
by Celorassadyen February 19, 2009
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Razor Blade Smile

1.) Method of torture where teeth are pulled out and razor blades put into the mouth in their place.

2.) Film with Eileen Daly in it.

3.) Another method of torture where you cut someone a new (ear to ear) smile with a razor blade.

Sometimes known as... The Tony Blair Smile or the Wal-Mart Smile
"I seen Razor Blade Smile Yesterday - cool film!"

"I heard that Carlos the drug baron got hold of Steve - gave him a Razor Blade Smile"
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 4, 2004
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razorblade

a great song by the wonderful band blue october.
"omg i love razorblade! it's just such an amazing song!"
by justmeeee February 14, 2008
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