Lil Razor 

A young upcoming rapper that will take your mother and make her his "Mommy" (sexually) although he hasn't released a full song yet he is releasing an album by next month. He is having autograph signings this Saturday, July 14, 2018 at Elitche gardens at 4:20 PM

I once called lil razor a faggot and he stole my dog. sent "shooters" to fuck my anus to the point of a bloody nightmare and then he bombed my home and blamed it on my Muslim neighbors.

Lil Razor by Pooppeepgoogoogay July 9, 2018

needs a date with a razor 

A guy who looks like he needs a shave!

Did you see that good looking guy over there? Yeah, but he sure needs a date with a razor!

needs a date with a razor by Gamecocklady May 6, 2014

Anti-Occam's Razor 

Interpreting a statement or story to be the most complex or unlikely situation possible. Or, your comprehension is the opposite of the most likely explanation for something you hear or read. This often happens with statements that have one or more homonyms.

I had an Anti-Occam's Razor moment after reading the news headline, "50 million blinds recalled" when I thought of a huge population of blind people being remembered.

Anti-Occam's Razor by Moneek August 2, 2013

Hanlon's Razor 

"Attribute not to malice what can be attributed to stupidity" or "cock-up before conspiracy"
-One of the most important lessons never taught in schools

"The driver just cut me off the prick!"
"Hanlon's Razor, my friend, Hanlon's Razor"

Hanlon's Razor by jltdkllr July 26, 2011

Push The Razor 

Remove hair from your face or body using a razor or like object. (i.e. Shaving)

"I was zipping up my pubes, so I decided it was high time to push the razor!"

Push The Razor by Creeping Betty October 13, 2006

occam's razor 

The simplest answer is usually the correct one.

"I don't know... he said he went to see an ex-girlfriend but it was with her brother and some other friends. And the viagra he took from a friend that night was because he MIGHT use it with me at some point and not with the girl. And he only told his friend to lie about him going there because I was stressed out about stuff... Wait? Do you think he cheated on me?"

"Girlfriend.... Occam's Razor."

occam's razor by WidowMaker_619 November 26, 2016

steppin razor 

1. A bad ass (as in William Gibson's book "Neuromancer", in which Molly is described by the Jamaicans as a real steppin' razor). Someone you wouldn't want to fuck with.

2. A razor used to cut up drugs.

3. Former reggae musician who played with Bob Marley.

4. A forum member who writes with vitriolic wit and aggression.

1. If you start shit with that steppin' razor, don't be surprised when you have to pick your tongue up off the floor.

2. Cut me a bump with that steppin razor.

3. Didn't Sublime do a cover of a Steppin' Razor song?

4. Steppin' Razor always tears up the boards whenever he comes on.

steppin razor by Noir August 12, 2005