jack ralph

Turbo Dick Smasher one that smashes dicks

i jack ralphed my boy friend

by Hogboi22 January 17, 2018

Ralph Klein

Premier of Alberta. Debt-eliminator. Implementor of progressive policy leading to superior wealth creation opportunities for all Albertans.

Known in some quarters as King Ralph.

Thanks to Ralph Klein, Alberta is debt-free and unlike Saskatchewan, is also free of communism.

by pitz September 2, 2004

ralph

To go a step too far.
To overdo something.
To make a humiliating mess of things

I just made a Ralph by knocking over a glass of beer

by Simon Daly March 30, 2008

Ralph

You fucking retarded fucking brain dead little shits should stop googling your own name and fucking post about it. Because the definition of your fucking name doesn't describe you.

Adam: fucking retards
Darrien: what? RALPH!!

by youdickhead December 29, 2017

hang a Ralphie

To make a right-hand turn. For a left-hand turn, see hang a louie

"Ok, after this light, go up two blocks and hang a Ralphie"

by krazynutz February 7, 2009

Ralph the Night Hair Dresser

A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.

"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"

by hollisterhottie101 March 24, 2010

Ralph

A dick with commitment issues, will leave you abruptly and gaslight you into thinking it was your fault. If you're a Ralph, fuck you.

Samantha: My past relationship was weird?
Jessica: How exactly?
Samantha: Idk, he was a Ralph.

by Me My Cats And I November 24, 2021