ratid

Jamaican slang, and interjection, “shit” “crap” “damn it”

“Ratid! Mi wata just drop”

by Jamaican New Yowka April 20, 2021

frag rate

The ratio in a video game (usually fps) of Kills:Deaths. If the number of kills you have is the same as the number of times you've been killed, your frag rate is 1.

"Dude, My frag rate went up a whole point as sniper!"

by wellsj November 27, 2007

commercial raped

-verb
a) When a commercial precedes a video and you cannot pause, fast forward, or click out of it.
b) When are forced to watch commercial endorsements, no matter how much you want it to stop.

While watching my favorite episode of South Park on Hulu, I was commercial raped by Comedy Central.

by yazzi_2k April 12, 2010

the heart rate of a mouse

A sad fan fiction about Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco. It's set I'm the 70's and is a very popular 'ryden (the ship name of these two dudes) fanfic.

Person 1: why are you crying?
Person 2: I just finished reading The Heart Rate Of A Mouse

Person 1: Oh I see now

by Sadboiiiii June 7, 2018

Hbd Rate

Writing some form of "happy birthday" on someone's wall on Facebook based on how well you know/like the person.

-Don't know the person: Don't say happy birthday

-Don't like the person: "hbd"

-Indifferent to the person: "happy birthday"

-Don't know but still like the person: "happy birthday!"

-Talked to the person once or twice: "happy birthday!!" or "Happy Birthday {insert name}"

-Friends but not close friends: "Happy Birthday {insert name}! Have a good one!"

-Good friends: "Happy Birthday {insert name}!!!!!!!! {insert inside joke} have an awesome day!!"

-Best friends (mostly for girls): Long and obnoxious post taking up half the newsfeed filled with hearts and inside jokes

Dude, Emma just wrote "hbd" on your wall...according to the Hbd Rate it looks like she's mad at you.

I didn't know Hannah liked me so much until she wrote "Happy Birthday" on my wall with 5 exclamation points! Damn, that's high on the Hbd Rate!

Ew I don't even know this kid...guess I won't wish him happy birthday since I religiously follow the Hbd Rate.

by Kevinn07 July 31, 2011

ass raped

to be Beated down by, defeated by, or "mind-blown" by; or to just simply be raped up the ass

I was ass raped by that test.

by haressh July 10, 2005

churn rate

1. The rate at which new employees vacate a given job or company, based on dissatisfaction with bad work conditions.

2. The rate at which a person's previous meal vacates his or her stomach, based on the intensity of their vomitting.

3. The rate at which a man's semen vacates his testicles, prostate, and Cowper's glands, based on the intensity of masturbation.

All: Yale's MBA program postulates the "Churn Rate Paradigm" as:

Client's churn rate = k(worker's stomach churn rate) = k(new worker's churn rate)

The intervariable relation is proportional and geometric.

1. The new-employee churn rate at my previous job was really high.

2. The work itself was nauseating. I would vomit at least twice a day. On high traffic days, employee stomach churn rate was even higher.

3. It was a mopping job at a sperm bank/peep show/gay brothel (delete as appropriate). For some reason, I always ended up with the highest clientele churn rate. I hated that job. I'm going back to Taco Bell.

by HMB February 10, 2004