sex raptor 

a song by horse the band, the funnest song to dance to
also someone who hates the gang cobras

those sex raptors pwnzed those stupid cobras

sex raptor by SEAN KLAINE July 5, 2007

Ford Ranger Raptor 

Every little boys dream. But for 60grand...youd expect more than a dressed up overweight Ford Focus. 2ltr, in a truck that size ? Ok it has 2 turbos....and aparently has the same 10 speed transmission as the Actual f150 Raptor....why ? Because it needs all the extra gears to survive lol....Fucking awesome concept with a 💩 result....id sooner own a pootrol.

Chick; oh hey, sorry i didnt hear you pull up, my electric leg shaver must of drowned out the sound of your car ?

Bloke; Car ? Nah ive got a truck. A Ford Raptor 🥰

Chick;Oh fuck yeah, i love them...6.2ltrs of pure sex, 411horsepower from the factory....oh man, i love love love love them...ive watched every youtube video...read so much about them....i cant believe im dating someone with a Raptor....it makes me soooo wet...im so turned on rite now 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Bloke; aaaHhhh nah, its not that Raptor 😩

....aaahhh its a Ford Ranger Raptor 😁

Chick; What the fuck did you say ?

Bloke; Umm, yeah so its a Ford Ranger Rapt...

Chick; FUCKOFF ! YOUR KIDDING RIGHT ? 🤬 Ranger and Raptor dont ever fit in the same category ! Please tell me that its still got at the very least the 411horsepower 6.2ltr V8 !

Bloke; Yeah nah, its a twin turbo though 😨

Chick; So its a twin turbo V8 then ?

Bloke; Ah nope 😓

Chick; Ah ok, so its a twin turbo V6 then ? Thats still ok i guess...🤔

Bloke; ah nope 😪

Chick; So, your telling me it hasnt got a V8.
You telling me it dosent even have a V6 ? WTF does it have ? 🤬

Bloke; it has a 10speed transmission, and a twin turbo 2ltr engi....

Chick; Wait wait what ! It has a 2ltr twin turbo engine ? And you have the balls to look me in the eye and say "Oh i have a Ford Raptor"......Get the fuck outta here you fucking idiot ! Next your gonna tell me you happily paid 60grand for it.

Bloke;😱🥵😭🥶🤮🤫

Ford Ranger Raptor by Youdontownaraptoritsaranger February 11, 2019

660 raptor 

One of the best four-wheelers you can get. And will take corners if the rider knows anything about riding

My 660 raptor will whoop yours and that's a promise

660 raptor by Boss ripper March 21, 2017

Shower Raptor

When you give a man head but don’t swallow yet, wait for him to get in the shower and spit his load on his back while making raptor sounds.

If he responds with “Clever Girl” it’s the equivalent to a marriage proposal - marry that man immediately.

“Things are getting pretty serious, I think I’m going to Shower Raptor him this weekend”

Shower Raptor by LadyPuddles94 May 8, 2019

nigger-raptor 

A black person that likes to rap about Dinosaurs, and likes to get his ass eaten by RICH WHITE business men

He dont rap like a black bitch, he a nigger-raptor. because he bounce on the rich white cock

nigger-raptor by Alabama Pot-Roast August 8, 2023

the repulsive raptor 

1)When a crow pilfers through your curbside garbage bag and spears a bloody tampon then perches on the roof of your house like a proud eagle with an olive branch in its beak.

2) The Official Seal of Cuba

Get my pellet gun so I can snuff the repulsive raptor before the neighbors see it.

the repulsive raptor by wolfbait51 December 10, 2011

Vagina Raptor 

A girl who is on her period and very, very cranky.

Mary- "Are you going to look for a job today, or just sit on the couch smoking pot and playing video games?"

Bill- "You're being a real vagina raptor today, bitch."

Vagina Raptor by rodroachford May 3, 2011