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raging poker

When a poop is slowly starting to poke out and is one that is very satisfying that you tear up.
by El cochi loco February 22, 2018
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Raging-Semi

A term for a not fully erect penis,
Basically when you've cranked it up like 19 times that day and he's got nothing left to give then, all of the sudden, you see some fat FAT tits and get really horned up again but he just doesn't have the strength left to perform again
My girlfriend came over last night to have sex but i had already beat off 9 times that day. So she was upset that all she got was the raging-semi.
by oMrBrutaLo November 23, 2021
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rabigoot

a fat retard squirell mixed with a rabit

very nice
god, i hate that stupid fucking pet rabigoot that lives in the alleyway that steals my cumsocks and devours it.
by roasteddecaf December 29, 2021
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Hashcar Racing

A stoner activity wherein one consumes copius amounts of ganja, ganja extract, edibles infused with either, or any combination thereof, and then consequently proceeds to drive at noticably slower velocities due to the effects of said ingested products, meanwhile experiencing the sensation and subsequent rush of driving extremely fast, as though being a NASCAR racer.

The pot head may "tune in" to increase the feelings associated with Hashcar Racing by turning on music including, though not limited to, Asian dub, house, club, swing, folktronica, synergy, neurofunk, cybergrind, thrashpunk, trip-hop, and spacesynth.

Although Hashcar Racing is not considered dangerous because of the slow velocities inherent, it may become hazardous if combined with "hotboxing" since the driver's field of vision and occular clarity may be decreased by the smoke cotained within the automobile.

Hashcar racing is considered a sport by a small percentage of reefer tokers.
Though the sport is not recognized as an olympic sport, it does have a worldwide yearly competition on April 20th called "The Great Space Race."
(as a verb)
John: Why is that dude going so slow? It's a 55mph zone!
MaryJane: He must be Hashcar racing.

(as a noun)
MaryJane: I hate traffic!
John: I don't mind, I just light up a slpiff and transform into a Hashcar racer.

(as an adjective)
John: I just got an ounce of some dank Collie Buds, what should we do?
Mary: We should take your Pinto to the burbs and get all Hashcar Racey on the side roads!
John: What a novel idea! I'll grab the zig zags!
by The_dude_speaketh February 3, 2010
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by Blog-Rating-Meter November 7, 2016
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Redneck Racing

racing in a tractor, unrestored truck, or ride-on lawnmower around a farm, country road, or trailer park
Redneck 1: Want to go Redneck Racing?
Redneck 2: Sure! My John Deere Tractor will certainly beat your old pickup truck!
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raging river

When someone takes a piss that is powerful enough to burn a hole in the toilet, it is called a "raging river"

1. Can be used to produce hydroelectric power
1. Tom, your piss is so powerful, it's a raging river.
by JPhat December 21, 2005
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