5 Hour Route

A tiny route a lazy ass mailman who has been at post office for 25 years stretches out to an 8 hour job.

That's only a 5 Hour Route so why do you need overtime.

by BigThingMailman June 10, 2016

dummy routes

like when you run hella fast either from someone or just for the heck of it

zammmmmm the cop was chasing me and I HIT DUMMY ROUTES!!

by chocolate chunky June 21, 2017

Backflip Route

When you're stuck in Eastern Europe and can't get a flight back to the states because of a volcano in Iceland. Check for a route that goes East instead of West. That would be your backflip route!

A dude calls me and tells me that he's stuck in Rome because all flights have been canceled to the west because of a stupid volcano in Iceland that no one knows how to pronounce.

I says, "Dude, check your backflip route! Check out a way to get through Bangkok, Singapore or Seoul.

by BluesBrian April 18, 2010

trash route

A path of destruction. Making a large amount of bad decisions.

You're on a trash route doing that.

by NB Words September 22, 2017

Wolf route

In Super Mario Bros, a "Wolf route" is when you decide to be a complete dumbass and come up with the worst routes ever, usually involving hard/inconsistent tricks to make the later levels more lenient when going for a sub 5 minutes time.

Named after the runner WolfAeterni

1-1 FPG, 4-1 FPG and Mana clip for sub 5? That's a Wolf route if I've ever seen one.

by An SMB1 runner November 15, 2022

route 36

A very scenic, rural, state maintained,route running north/south through western New York. There are an assortment of cattle/dairy farms along the route. Also, be advised, one dairy processing plant on the west side of Arkport.

While taking a scenic drive down route 36 one pleasant summer day we encountered much agrifume as we passed through Arkport New York.

by gotham city bankster February 7, 2015

Route 66

Well if you ever plan to motor west
Travel my way, take the highway that's the best
Get your kicks on Route 66
Well it winds from Chicago to L.A.
More than two thousand miles all the way
Get your kicks on Route 66

Well it goes to St. Louis, down to Missouri
Oklahoma City looks so, so pretty
You'll see Amarillo, Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona, don't forget Wynonna
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernardino
You get hip to this kind of tip
And go take that California trip
Get your kicks on Route 66
Well it goes to St. Louis, down to Missouri
Oklahoma City looks so, so pretty
You'll see Amarillo, Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona, don't forget Wynonna
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernardino
If you get hip to this kind of tip
And go take that California trip
Get your kicks on Route 66
Get your kicks on Route 66
Get your kicks on Route 66
Get your kicks on Route 66
Get your kicks on Route 66
Get your kicks on Route 66

by Death Menace February 20, 2023