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cod roaster

A very hot fire which a man can warm his private parts up with. Usually an outdoor fire pit but can be indoors as well.
Boy's come on over tonight I'm going build a big ole "Cod Roaster" out by the lake and drink a few cold beers....
by Syberdawg January 3, 2014
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Ass Roaster

An advanced sexual maneuver in which a female performs anal and oral sex simultaneously, and, using the both the two penises as an axis on which two rotate, is turned 360 degrees in a motion similar to that of a chicken on a rotisserie
Blake and Josh totally ass roasted Andy’s mom and sister last night.
I tried the ass roaster on Andy’s sister last night, and she enjoyed it thoroughly.
by Katie Fan 2 February 21, 2009
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Roysted

An inebriated mental and physical state of being in which the afflicted develops a complete incapacity to speak coherently, maintain positive thoughts, and walk at the pace of the average 65 year old. Some other known effects include; the lack of understanding of personal space, spewing theories on history, politics, art and the end eminent end of the world, and severe potential to bring up past issues.
Me: Did you meet my friend last night, you know, the Roysted one?

You: That guy is your friend.
by PacmanJonz August 23, 2009
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Oven Stuffed Roaster

The art of having anal sex with a heavily pregnant woman.
In her 9th month, and so horny she begged me to fill her bowels like an oven stuffed roaster.
by Preggo lover May 13, 2005
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rump roaster

In male homosexual anal intercourse, the man inserting his chubby into the other mans brown eye.
That Tom Cruise wants to play rump roaster with David Beckham.
by footster July 27, 2007
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Slug Roaster

The act of one giving a man an Indian Burn on his erect penis.
"Tina got mad last night when I tried to insert my penis into her butt hole, she then turned around and gave me an intense slug roaster."
by SlugroasterROBBIE October 6, 2012
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nut-roaster

Placing a hot sweaty scrotum on your partners head after a hard workout.
After that 100 mile ride my husband gave me a nut-roaster.
by buzztroll December 17, 2016
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