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yard ripper

A driver of epic proportions. His swing bears a graceful resemblance to that of Gary Sheffield and John Daly, which results in him smashing golf balls 400 yards off the tee box.
Dude 1: Hey did you see yard ripper tee off?
Dude 2: Yeah! He ripped that shit 375 outta the yard and over the left tree line, but hard faded it back into the fairway.
by Treatmaster September 29, 2021
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bong ripper

"yeah i rip bongs, im a bong ripper!"
by k9_ June 4, 2021
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Rotten Ripper

A particularly nasty smelling fart, expelled with considerable force and volume. Named due to the fact that it smells rotten, and the force of it coming out your ass feels like it is ripping your sphincter open.
Dave had eaten bean and cheese burritos for lunch, and when I rode the elevator with him at the end of the day he cut a "rotten ripper" so loud the elevator shook, and so nasty smelling I thought I would vomit.
by Archie Crisis November 14, 2012
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brick ripper

those brick rippers are hopping the wall
by meaty peaty March 11, 2019
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Cock ripper

When you’re riding him anal and then you saylet it rip” and proceed to 360 On his cock
Last night Sarah gave me a nasty cock ripper. It tore my dick clean off
by Insomniac child November 18, 2020
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bloss ripper

What's a bloss ripper? A bloss floric when she follows through.
by Shaven Haven 3 December 31, 2016
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Taint Ripper

A man whose penile girth surpasses the area that the axe wound allows, therefore causing a tear from the point of insertion to the anus.
- Hey Monica , should I go on a date with Beau?

- I wouldn't , I heard he was a real taint ripper.
by Garth Longmore April 26, 2015
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