by Jessica Lea Green January 10, 2008

Somebody who uses their rear view mirror to look into the car behind to check out what the driver/occupants are doing.
"So I was driving to work and this dude in the car behind me was brushing his teeth at the traffic lights."
"You're the full rear view tourist, buddy."
"You're the full rear view tourist, buddy."
by They Told Me I Had To August 20, 2009

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release..
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release..
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Noun/phrase. A traumatising bowel movement often characterised by a watery stool consistency and difficulty or discomfort in execution. Alternate spelling of 'diarrhoea'.
by Aconymous June 10, 2023

Definition:
When anyone gets so distracted by a woman’s behind—especially while she’s walking upstairs—that he loses his footing and falls like he’s been hit in action. A mix of lust, poor timing, and gravity.
When anyone gets so distracted by a woman’s behind—especially while she’s walking upstairs—that he loses his footing and falls like he’s been hit in action. A mix of lust, poor timing, and gravity.
Bro, I saw Torres take a full Rear Admiral Down when that chick walked past in heels. Dude didn’t stand a chance.
by Duchess Mischief April 30, 2025

by Dumbass Mears August 8, 2009
