death rattle

the sound of a penis being tossed around in a vacuum cleaner

lad 1: What was that sound
lad 2: oh just a death rattle
lad 1: oohhh, so his penis just got sucked off by a vacuum cleaner

by Sjoerd de sjoenkelman April 3, 2024

rattle mouth

Somebody who talks non stop

Barbara is a rattle mouth she never shuts up

by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker April 27, 2024

Rattle Prod

Highly powered device designed to move beasts along by Darren Rattle.

"If that cow doesn't move I'll get Darren Rattle to prod her with his Rattle Prod"

by Beaky Fingerz March 12, 2024

Rattle Sabering

Rattle Sabering is Saber Rattling's impotent cousin. While Saber Rattling is a hollow threat to use tactics or weaponry that could actually be dangerous, Rattle Sabering is an even weaker threat made with nothing real to back it up; imagine a toddler swinging his toy rattle like a sword -- that's Rattle Sabering!

Their lawyer threatened us with a groundless lawsuit based on "violations" and "public policies" that he completely fabricated. Total Rattle Sabering!

by JC2af July 13, 2022

spunk rattle

The clenched-teeth orgasmic sigh you make upon ejaculation with a partner below your usual standards.

Pulled a right munter last night, gave me a proper spunk rattle!

by Yeoballs July 5, 2022